Success With Women Is So Easy

[reallyfreakinlost]

wtf, do you pretend to have fallen and grazed your knee too, so she can put a plaster on it?!

No. Actually nevermind what i just said about the stomach hurting. A MUCH more efficient way is the pseudo-grieving to get a girl's attention method (see my other thread). Laugh at me all you want, but it works, and you're just missing out.

 

[The Juan and only]

I want to change myself. Right now I have semen in my testicles. I'd like to transfer this semen to an attractive female's mouth.

That was funny lol:crackup:

'owever, you dont (i hope) have any semen in your testicles, you in fact only have sperm...during ejaculation this sperm mixes with stuff in the seminal vesicles, the prostate, and the bulbourethral glands to form semen proper. see, u learned summat there.

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[krd]

A MUCH more efficient way is the pseudo-grieving to get a girl's attention method (see my other thread). Laugh at me all you want, but it works, and you're just missing out.

I seriously thought you were being sarcastic till I saw your other thread.

I think I'd rather keep my dignity, but thanks for the suggestion.