"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Success With Women Is So Easy

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Sir Juanalot said:
wtf, do you pretend to have fallen and grazed your knee too, so she can put a plaster on it?!
No. Actually nevermind what i just said about the stomach hurting. A MUCH more efficient way is the pseudo-grieving to get a girl's attention method (see my other thread). Laugh at me all you want, but it works, and you're just missing out.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Juan and only

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I want to change myself. Right now I have semen in my testicles. I'd like to transfer this semen to an attractive female's mouth.
That was funny lol:crackup:

'owever, you dont (i hope) have any semen in your testicles, you in fact only have sperm...during ejaculation this sperm mixes with stuff in the seminal vesicles, the prostate, and the bulbourethral glands to form semen proper. see, u learned summat there.

boomchikabowow
 

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A MUCH more efficient way is the pseudo-grieving to get a girl's attention method (see my other thread). Laugh at me all you want, but it works, and you're just missing out.
I seriously thought you were being sarcastic till I saw your other thread.

I think I'd rather keep my dignity, but thanks for the suggestion.
 
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