I was sitting in a club last night and my friends noticed this really hot girl sitting next to me so i said i bet i could pull her ( they had no idea i had sosuave tips under my belt) and they said theres no way you could pull her. I decided to ask her for a light for my cigarette and she replied ok no problem. i got a light then tryed sparking up a convo but she never really spoke to me she turned and started talking to her friends again - i was kinda disapointed and my friends had a horrible smarmy look on there face . i decided not to give up too soon and said to the girl "hay can you watch our drinks while we go dance im sick of gettin my drinks spiked with roofies" when i returned from doing my jivin i noticed my seats were takin but my drinks were still safe i said to the girl you never done a really good job my seats have been nicked ( luckily the person heard me say that and walked away) so i sat back down and asked her for a light again she said only if u give me a ciggie i replied no way thats a terrible deal. After arugin with her over getting a light i made a deal with her i said ill give u a ciggie if i get a light and half of your drink n she said ok deal. later on that night she asked my name i told her to guess what my name was after about 5mins of her guessing she got my name then i said whats yours she said guess i guessed a few times then eventually got her name.
After a while the girl started testing me asking for ciggies and asking me to buy her a drink i just kept refusing to do it but when her friend went up to buy the drinks i told her to tell her friend im drinkin jack daniels and coke she just laughed ( i never got a free drink ahh well all is not lost)
Later on that night i asked her what she thought of my aftershave she said yes its very nice but then started kissing and licking my kneck i said wow wow wow girl im not that easy i said u can smell my aftershave not lick me like a dog - after that she laughed and slapped me in a playful way.
I knew if i kept it going and not letting her kiss me ( she tryed several times) i would be able to get her to practicly beg for me, she started commenting on how cute i was and how great my smile is( im an average looking guy im not model material or anything) i replied to her and said your the 5th person to say taht tonight she just laughed and said your very sure of yourself arnt you.
The girl asked me to dance about 10 times and i said no so then one of my friends invited her to dance ( i think she said yeah to make me jealous) then she came back n we got chatting again using the old c+f technique after a while i said ill dance with you now she replied no i was like shock horror have i ****ed up then i thought nahhh ive not so i grabbed her arm and took her to the dance floor and showed her my fly moves.
Alot of nice looking guys ( alot better than me) were tryin to dance with her and she would for a minute or two and then just return back to me she asked me back to her house n i said ill think about it.
When the nightclub closed i walked them out and went my seperate way with my friends and didnt even say goodbye to her ( i was so tired) but this don juan stuff is amazing before if i got a chance like that i would be the one doing the complimenting, i would be buying drinks , i woulda been a ***** but not now this **** is really life changing..
After a while the girl started testing me asking for ciggies and asking me to buy her a drink i just kept refusing to do it but when her friend went up to buy the drinks i told her to tell her friend im drinkin jack daniels and coke she just laughed ( i never got a free drink ahh well all is not lost)
Later on that night i asked her what she thought of my aftershave she said yes its very nice but then started kissing and licking my kneck i said wow wow wow girl im not that easy i said u can smell my aftershave not lick me like a dog - after that she laughed and slapped me in a playful way.
I knew if i kept it going and not letting her kiss me ( she tryed several times) i would be able to get her to practicly beg for me, she started commenting on how cute i was and how great my smile is( im an average looking guy im not model material or anything) i replied to her and said your the 5th person to say taht tonight she just laughed and said your very sure of yourself arnt you.
The girl asked me to dance about 10 times and i said no so then one of my friends invited her to dance ( i think she said yeah to make me jealous) then she came back n we got chatting again using the old c+f technique after a while i said ill dance with you now she replied no i was like shock horror have i ****ed up then i thought nahhh ive not so i grabbed her arm and took her to the dance floor and showed her my fly moves.
Alot of nice looking guys ( alot better than me) were tryin to dance with her and she would for a minute or two and then just return back to me she asked me back to her house n i said ill think about it.
When the nightclub closed i walked them out and went my seperate way with my friends and didnt even say goodbye to her ( i was so tired) but this don juan stuff is amazing before if i got a chance like that i would be the one doing the complimenting, i would be buying drinks , i woulda been a ***** but not now this **** is really life changing..