"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Success Story! well...sorta

BadBoy10605

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Yesterday, I went to the mall and I was looking to get a pair of shoes. I went with a friend of mine and he is the shy kinda type. He knows about this webpage and is a DJ in the making. I walked into Finish Line to find walls and walls of shoes that I could choose from. I quickly narrowed my selection down to two shoes, when I noticed this fine looking honey standing to the left of me. She walked over to me and said in a funny dragging tone "Hi! could..i..help..you...find...anything?"
I said "You sound like you do that 200 times a day" she laughs and nods.
I asked her advice for which shoe I should pick. Meanwhile I'm asking questions about how she likes her job and about what shoe size she wears. She wore a size 7 shoe, so I could tease her about that. When I got the the cash register, she was going to ring me up. I noticed on her nametag that she had this "Ask me about the Winner Circle program" so I asked her about it... she then begins to laugh and smile and said that no one asks her about it, and that I was the only guy that she forgot to tell about it to. I laughed also. So I signed up for the program and I had to fill out a card that has tons of personal info on it. from my birthdate to my home phone number. She had it all. So after she was done ringing me up she looked at me (sad to see me go) and waved and said "goodbye!".
I walked out of the store and I was kinda nervous but I didn't show it to her while I was in the store. Soon after I walked back in, determined to get her number. I see her standing there and I walk up to her. I smile and ask her what school she goes to. I tell her that i'm from a different school, she then asks me if I know some dude. I said yes and that we hang out everynow and then. She said "oh cool! i'm chris' girlfriend!" I'm like oh cool! I hang out with that dude everynow and then. I then say "well hey, my friend is out there waiting for me so I gotta go." She then smiles and touches my arm in a sexy way.
I then walked outta the store, with balls of steel. Even though I was going to ask for the number, but she had a bf. I felt really good about the whole then and my confidence level was huge at this point.
Today, I came back to the mall, for another reason, (also wearing my new shoes) and I noticed a few women looking at me and smiling.
Man, Life just keeps getting better.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CableLight

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Good job


It's amazing how much every day gets more like a post-prom party when you can utilize this stuff and gain from it.

Moved to "Success Stories"

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CableLight
- Hey, I dunno what my name means either :D

"Always remember those you love. Even in death, no one is ever truely gone as long as they are remembered."

Life is the hardest teacher. For she gives the test first, and the lesson after.
 
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