Hahaha this thread better be ****ing packed by the time I wake up tommorow..
Lets look at just one recent one that comes to mind. Actually today!! I was working my usual 4:30 to 10:30 shift and around 7ish this HB8 blonde beautiful body comes in to get a caramel macchiato. hmmm hmmm hmmm it was nice. Of course I can't seduce her at work because everyone is like jealous over their. The manager makes me do all kinds of **** when he sees me stop and talk to women. Thats why I got the damn job. I don't know why he acts this way.. Anyways I flirt hella with her though. I also bust her chops about her drink. She said non-fat I'm like "extra fat, what?" Of course their is no such thing hahahaha corny but she was laughing. Good sign.
So she comes in again about an hour and a half later ordering a drink and muffin for a co-worker. So what happens? This is redknight playa you know how I do it. The manager's were in the back and their was nobody in the damn place. I was thinking okay now we can work it.
ME: Back so soon?
Her: Yeah I have to get a drink for a friend. My office is down the street.
Me: No way.. you know you just wanted to see my happy face again, what drink do you need?
Her: A strawberries and cream frappacino and I think she said some fruity muffin.
Me: Fruity muffin? Their are 20 different fruity muffins maam!
Her: hahahaha I guess that ones good. (Points at one)
(I proceed to the pastry case and create some small talk again to try and develop something)
Me: So you must be excited its wednesday that means only two days till friday!
Her: Oh yeah, I actually am turning 21 in a couple weeks so then I'll be excited.
(Hand her the bag and take the money)
Me: Really!? I remember that feeling, you feel like a huge door is opening for you in your life. Just don't party too hard.
Her: Yeah I've only been living here for 4 months so I haven't really done anything crazy but I can't wait to turn 21. bla bla bla
Me: I totally understand you..
(As I say this I feed register tape because a customer is approaching I see from the side.)
Me: Here, we should hang out sometime.
(While she writes down I explain how moving can actually be a great experience and how I've been here for 3 months allready.)
Easy as 1-2-3..