"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This may not be for everyone, but hopefully it might help somebody.

I started wearing Diesel's new Jeans. I just really liked the look, but it seems so do the ladies. Since I have been wearing them I have been getting some new looks. At first I didn't really get it. I thought that was a crazy look.

She looked me in the eyes; her eyes fell down my body to the ground. Shot right back to my eyes than my pants area and a smile grew on her face and back to my eyes.

The first time I got that I really didn't get it, but since than it has happened a few times and I have got a lot of questions like "what kind of pants are those" Or "are you always so stylish"...

Weird but cool.

Bad news is they are spendy.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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lol

Funny thing is I've been trying to change my style so I've been setting my eyes on some diesel jeans and prada jeans. I seen this one kid in my school all peacocked out with some white true religion jeans and everyone kept looking at his jeans. Girls surely do look at you as a stylish person when you have good cloth on and have some great pair of jeans.
 

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MetalFortress said:
I just got some True Religions today. My advice is go to Nordstrom Rack or Neiman Marcus' "Last Call" outlet to look for them on discount - my TRs costed 99 dollars instead of the standard 240.
Nice Find!
 
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