LuisGarcia10
Senior Don Juan
There was a thread similar to this on these boards once upon a time but I searched it and can't find it, if a moderator can locate it then obviously feel free to merge the threads.
Anyway, it's a bit more light hearted than a lot of the stuff on here and always provides a good laugh when you think back to some of the stupidist things you did and some of the obvious chances for a **** that you somehow missed.
Here's a couple for me:
1. Went to get a few drinks at a bar, and two girls behind the bar were pulling the pints, one being a HB8 and the other about 6, anyway, I'd ordered 4 pints and they were pulling one pint each. So I made some comment about how good the service was, having two people puilling me drinks at once. HB8 then says "what else could you want, maybe a little bit better head?" she then starts laughing. The thing is, I'm not that stupid to not realise the obvious come on but I'd not been on this board for that long and there was nothing I could think of to say, needless I got home that night with that familiar feeling of being incredibly annoyed!
2.Girl from work, she'd been making comments at me for ages, I knew she liked me but hadn't found a decent time to meet up. This isn't an excuse, I genuinely couldn't find time to see her outside of work, she'd only been there for just over a week and I'd spent 5 days of that away. So anyway, I get back from my holiday and we catch the bus home, all the way home she's saying how she'd like to go out that night, eventually she got so frustrated she says "do you want to meet up later this evening and do something", I was busy that night and just couldn't do it, and forgot to get the number so she took it as no interest and ****ed a different guy from work!
There's more than that as well, a lot more but those two probably make the funniest reading.
Anyway, it's a bit more light hearted than a lot of the stuff on here and always provides a good laugh when you think back to some of the stupidist things you did and some of the obvious chances for a **** that you somehow missed.
Here's a couple for me:
1. Went to get a few drinks at a bar, and two girls behind the bar were pulling the pints, one being a HB8 and the other about 6, anyway, I'd ordered 4 pints and they were pulling one pint each. So I made some comment about how good the service was, having two people puilling me drinks at once. HB8 then says "what else could you want, maybe a little bit better head?" she then starts laughing. The thing is, I'm not that stupid to not realise the obvious come on but I'd not been on this board for that long and there was nothing I could think of to say, needless I got home that night with that familiar feeling of being incredibly annoyed!
2.Girl from work, she'd been making comments at me for ages, I knew she liked me but hadn't found a decent time to meet up. This isn't an excuse, I genuinely couldn't find time to see her outside of work, she'd only been there for just over a week and I'd spent 5 days of that away. So anyway, I get back from my holiday and we catch the bus home, all the way home she's saying how she'd like to go out that night, eventually she got so frustrated she says "do you want to meet up later this evening and do something", I was busy that night and just couldn't do it, and forgot to get the number so she took it as no interest and ****ed a different guy from work!
There's more than that as well, a lot more but those two probably make the funniest reading.
damn emberrasing