"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Stupidest possible names ever

AC/DC

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Let's hear them...

I'm trying to name my future children, but with a fun twist.

Gromelius?

Buzz?

Jungle man?

LOL this is fun!:cheer:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oo

The SoothSayer
Gigantor the X
Jeeves
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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This is sorta related, and I find it funny as hell.

Found out that there is a 98 degrees cover band.

All the members are homosexuals, and the band name is: (In tribute to 98 degrees' most prominent member)

D!ck Le Gay


hahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
koolo, if you live in a spanish or italian area
Lol.
 

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My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Plane
My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
Xavier is an awesome name.

Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
 

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In primary school there was a guy called Ching Chong.

Also my teacher once met a guy called Richard Head ("Just call me D!ck").

Unfortunately never met anyone called Ben Dover.
 

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herman
gilligan
 

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It's easy to suggest a dumb name, but they might not be realistic.

For instance: Crumulor, Xybyzzt, or Waffle would be terrible names, but I don't think anyone is going to name their kid something like that.

If you really want a scare - look at what some of the celebrities name their children.

taken from This Article

..."The list keeps growing. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are the parents of Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle. Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin recently begat Apple. Sylvester Stallone sired Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose. Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette are the proud parents of Coco. Singer Erykah Badu -- herself on the celebrity all-name team -- has a child named Puma..."

It keeps going...I mean, "Sage Moonblood"? What is this? Dungeons and Dragons? Jesus, these kids are lucky they'll be rich.

<EDIT> On a side note, the name Herman made me laugh.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mel-Jean
 

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sh*t head...nuff said.

Sherman...

Donny....

Francis (guy or girl)


Butch...

Petie...

Oliver...

Bernie....(laughs)

Those are some pretty sucky ones. However, the best name to name a kid....JONATHAN. :D
 
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