"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stupidest possible names ever

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Let's hear them...

I'm trying to name my future children, but with a fun twist.

Gromelius?

Buzz?

Jungle man?

LOL this is fun!:cheer:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oo

The SoothSayer
Gigantor the X
Jeeves
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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This is sorta related, and I find it funny as hell.

Found out that there is a 98 degrees cover band.

All the members are homosexuals, and the band name is: (In tribute to 98 degrees' most prominent member)

D!ck Le Gay


hahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
koolo, if you live in a spanish or italian area
Lol.
 

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My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Plane
My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
Xavier is an awesome name.

Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
 

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In primary school there was a guy called Ching Chong.

Also my teacher once met a guy called Richard Head ("Just call me D!ck").

Unfortunately never met anyone called Ben Dover.
 

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herman
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It's easy to suggest a dumb name, but they might not be realistic.

For instance: Crumulor, Xybyzzt, or Waffle would be terrible names, but I don't think anyone is going to name their kid something like that.

If you really want a scare - look at what some of the celebrities name their children.

taken from This Article

..."The list keeps growing. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are the parents of Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle. Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin recently begat Apple. Sylvester Stallone sired Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose. Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette are the proud parents of Coco. Singer Erykah Badu -- herself on the celebrity all-name team -- has a child named Puma..."

It keeps going...I mean, "Sage Moonblood"? What is this? Dungeons and Dragons? Jesus, these kids are lucky they'll be rich.

<EDIT> On a side note, the name Herman made me laugh.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mel-Jean
 

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sh*t head...nuff said.

Sherman...

Donny....

Francis (guy or girl)


Butch...

Petie...

Oliver...

Bernie....(laughs)

Those are some pretty sucky ones. However, the best name to name a kid....JONATHAN. :D
 
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