"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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War Against Betaism

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miba said:
You Idiots! Im Gonna Get Her! Things Must Be Planned For Them To Work. You Cant Just Go In And Hope For The Best. Gotta Play It Cool
You might as well purchase some tape and chains to rape her after your plan doesn't work because for sure it's not going to work.
 

navyseal2101

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Lol, the point is to be spontanious and not overthink things, not plan a complex sceme and sh!t.
 

varsityeagle89

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Miba sounds like u just wanna bang the chik..shouldn't work that way, and ur sounding like a stalker..i agree with the other guys, u should of just opened a set, and see what happened from there..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zack77766

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yea, i have to agree with the other guys. You can save yourself the time if u just ask her.
 

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hahahahahhahahaha

lmao BUMPx100 everyone should get to see a joke this funny at least once in their life

dude you need to start puttin some stuff together here
you've broken one of the most cardinal rules of the game... do NOT put the girl on a pedestal. by creating an elaborate scheme (if it can so be called that) and even by just typing the thread name as "stunning girl Amazingly beautiful" you've already messed it right the hell up. sry but either grab your balls and talk to her (figuritively of course lol) or move on.
 

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Lmao, what if she falls deeply in love with Matt haha:

You: *starts kissing girl*

Girl: I am very sorry, this doesn't feel right, I think you should know I am in love with this amazing guy called Matt... Let's just be friends eh?
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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miba said:
You Idiots! Im Gonna Get Her! Things Must Be Planned For Them To Work. You Cant Just Go In And Hope For The Best. Gotta Play It Cool
if you were playing it cool you wouldn't need a plan, you'd be cool by knowing what you were doing like it was natural.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ElStud

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How is this not locked yet and better yet, why is this dude not banned yet? Just look at his other threads.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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well he hasn't really done anything wrong on here.
but done anything dumb? yes.
 

DJ Axton

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That girl will rip your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "Frapé".

My advice, forget her man. You already blew it. You should have just made your move on the train. Trust me, I know.

Before I became a DJ I was, and I can admit, just like you. I was practically a stalker. I used have all these crazy schemes to get a certain girl and didn't even care about anyone else. When I got rejected repeatedly I FINALLY understood what I was doing wrong. Especially finding this site let me know how wrong I was being. It's the reason I decided to get into DJing following the wisdom I found here.

Now I am a completely different man, but that old stupid lifestyle will always be hanging over me and I'll never be able to forget it. You have no idea what I would give to get the last 6 years of my life over again. Now I just started College (the British version of High School, cept we're only there for two years) I finally have a chance to rebuild my social status from almost scratch.

Don't make the same mistakes I did, kid. Maybe DJing isn't for you, but whatever approach you decide to take, I can assure you from experience that THAT is the wrong one.
 

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Hahaha and I though I was bad!

Girl: I am very sorry, this doesn't feel right, I think you should know I am in love with this amazing guy called Matt... Let's just be friends eh?
LOL

Dude, anyway, stalking isn't the way to go. Builds her up in your head too much for a start. Imagine if she found out. She would run miles away. Listen to DJ Axton.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ElStud

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Why isn't this locked yet? Do the mods just want to see how long this'll last or something? All it's doing right now is attracting negative attention and it's obvious the thread starter isn't going to reply.
 
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