"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Study Says: Ginseng Good for Sex

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A fairly recent study shows that people with low libido/erection problems taking red (korean) ginseng show a marked improvement:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/...ve&db=PubMed&list_uids=12394711&dopt=Abstract

Of course, there is the placebo effect, and the fact that many 'ginseng' products are frauds, and the study involves a fairly small sample, but 60% is pretty impressive and hard to take. Even Viagra is 80%, and I've never heard of people dying of heart attacks from ginseng.

I've been feeling prety sexually low as of late, so in the name of science (of course), I will starting taking red ginseng, half as a red ginseng pill dissolved in tea and half in pill form. I'll let you know what happens.

I feel pretty good about this. After all, the Chinese have been taking ginseng for 2,000 years, and look how many of them there are (Kidding! Kidding!).

P.S. if the link doesn't work, here a link to the wikipedia page I found that on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginseng
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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deadlifts are even better for your sex drive, and besides, they're deadlifts. like sex, w/o the cuddling afterwards.
 
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do the warboss alex method also known as poor man's ginseng. eat a couple of steaks and then grab her by the hair and caveman her to bed.
 
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MindOverMatter said:
do the warboss alex method also known as poor man's ginseng. eat a couple of steaks and then grab her by the hair and caveman her to bed.
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ding ding ding! we have a winner!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok, after a few days the effects were easily felt. I had more energy, les nervousness, and my erections were firmer than they'd been in months. Soon, the ginseng, vitamins, and hormones began to battle my nervousness and fear. It was pretty much an even contest.

Last night, sex with my girlfriend went off much better than I had expected. Although the first time I came rather quickly (mostly, I think, due to my continued nervousness) the refractory period was very short and I lasted much longer the second time. It was a good feeling.
 
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