Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Strippers are hot, much hotter than regular women

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Strippers are hot, much hotter than regular women.

Don't you guys agree.

If yall had $$$, would you just go to strip clubs
and try to mack on the women there?

Seems way better than regular clubs.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SgtSplacker

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Regular women just have clothes on. They all look better dancing on your cawk dude...
 

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Yeah and bodybuilders are pumped,much bigger than regular men.

Do you have any opinion about temperature difference between cold and warm water?
 

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I had a stripper come up sit by me grab my **** and kiss my cheek because I wouldn't pay for her. Then she said she has to go see her 'lover' lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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To get them, you must be attractive and not be one of her "customers". Blowing money on them gets you pegged as such.

Any woman can be a stripper. Those that are hide it pretty well on the streets.

I go in strip clubs to chill. I don't buy dances.
 

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what if i help the stripper makes lots of money, will she like me?
lol, not necessarily pay her off. but help her make money.
 

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Ya tell her you get 10% per customer you hook her up with.
 

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Aaron B said:
supposedly the best way to pick-up strippers is to NOT spend money on them

i haven't field tested this
This is so untrue. If you don't then someone else will. That's like saying the best way to take care of your wife and children is to NOT spend money on them. In Carlos Xuma's GTP set someone interviews a Penthouse Pet and stripper who debunks that myth. You're not respecting her time if you don't compensate her at the club. But she does say that if a stripper comes home with you, then it won't be a one night stand. They must have real feelings if they go that far because they chose you out of 1000.

No, the best way is to be someone they like spending time with, to NOT be desperate for sex, to be someone who can get equally hot non-strippers. You must connect with them somehow. Then it takes at least 3 months before you can trust them.

Night-hawk said:
I had a stripper come up sit by me grab my **** and kiss my cheek because I wouldn't pay for her.
They pretty much all do that. I was so happy mine did not do that.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gspshields2 said:
Strippers are hot, much hotter than regular women.
In other news, the sun is fuckin' hot. More, at 11.


If yall had $$$, would you just go to strip clubs
and try to mack on the women there?
Nah. Would rather focus my time, money and effort on good-looking girls who are not strippers.

Not my thing.
 

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im planning on helping this stripper to become rich,
do you think treat me well because of this?

since they are after money, and they want to quit
their demeaning jobs if they had money, if i make
them rich, what will happen?
 

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Two words for you, my friend:

Branch. Theory.

;)
 

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buyer beware. you have to definitely realize what you're getting yourself into

understand that a woman who can desensitize herself to the point where she's dancing naked for, and getting groped by strange, mostly gross men night after night with no problem is not a normal woman.

beware of the lies she tells. i've had the (dis)pleasure of personally knowing a few strippers. the bulk were married or had boyfriends but you wouldn't know it. they hide it so well. they give you all this time and attention and you think there's no way she could split her time with me AND another man or multiple men. wrong

they lie like it's a bodily function. they do it without breaking a sweat since they have to lie to customers so often. i dont know how you can ever trust a woman like that

also, you have to deal with super white knight customers who if she asked, would get into a physical altercation with you if she told them you wronged her in some way.

not to mention if you actually DO date. she'd be getting groped on a nightly basis by other men. you tell yourself "that's just her job, it means nothing, she's coming home to me"...but how did you meet her? exactly

the problem with most men is they tell themselves "i'm different". "the rest are just customers, but i'm special". "i'm the exception". odds are, you're not. these girls specialize in making you feel like you're the only man alive. they're providing a fantasy

you can find models or regular women that beautiful with less drama or worries.

not every stripper is like this, but you really have to be smart about who you decide to get involved with
 

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MisterD said:
buyer beware. you have to definitely realize what you're getting yourself into

understand that a woman who can desensitize herself to the point where she's dancing naked for, and getting groped by strange, mostly gross men night after night with no problem is not a normal woman.

beware of the lies she tells. i've had the (dis)pleasure of personally knowing a few strippers. the bulk were married or had boyfriends but you wouldn't know it. they hide it so well. they give you all this time and attention and you think there's no way she could split her time with me AND another man or multiple men. wrong

they lie like it's a bodily function. they do it without breaking a sweat since they have to lie to customers so often. i dont know how you can ever trust a woman like that

also, you have to deal with super white knight customers who if she asked, would get into a physical altercation with you if she told them you wronged her in some way.

not to mention if you actually DO date. she'd getting groped on a nightly basis by other men. you tell yourself "that's just her job, it means nothing, she's coming home to me"...but how did you meet her? exactly

the problem with most men is they tell themselves "i'm different". "the rest are just customers, but i'm special". "i'm the exception". odds are, you're not. these girls specialize in making you feel like you're the only man alive. they're providing a fantasy

you can find models or regular women that beautiful with less drama or worries.

not every stripper is like this, but you really have to be smart about who you decide to get involved with

Not looking for a girlfriend. I just want to make this stripper I met very rich and im planning to do that soon. Will she return the favor? (free lap dances at the club) lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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gspshields2 said:
Not looking for a girlfriend. I just want to make this stripper I met very rich and im planning to do that soon. Will she return the favor? (free lap dances at the club) lol.
Hey errbody! Look in the sky!
It's a bird! Nope it's a plane! Wrong again!

It's Captain Save-A-Ho!

Why the f**k do you want to waste your time with a drama and possibly disease ridden stripper hoe?
 

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bigneil said:
This is so untrue. If you don't then someone else will. That's like saying the best way to take care of your wife and children is to NOT spend money on them. In Carlos Xuma's GTP set someone interviews a Penthouse Pet and stripper who debunks that myth. You're not respecting her time if you don't compensate her at the club. But she does say that if a stripper comes home with you, then it won't be a one night stand. They must have real feelings if they go that far because they chose you out of 1000.

No, the best way is to be someone they like spending time with, to NOT be desperate for sex, to be someone who can get equally hot non-strippers. You must connect with them somehow. Then it takes at least 3 months before you can trust them.


They pretty much all do that. I was so happy mine did not do that.
That's impossible, because it would mean you wouldn't want the stripper in the first place.
 

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what guys don't get is: a stripper is there to make money. how. buy being a hot piece of a££

that's why guys want to get with them, guys think girls who are hot have value. but really it's just superficial.

to me, a girl who is a lawyer is going to do WAY more for me, then some hot bod stripper.

i thought strippers was low on the scale. for being " dirty" i guess not.
 

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nismo-4 said:
Hey errbody! Look in the sky!
It's a bird! Nope it's a plane! Wrong again!

It's Captain Save-A-Ho!

Why the f**k do you want to waste your time with a drama and possibly disease ridden stripper hoe?
why do u think they have diseases they are not hookers
 
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