stripper

[swagman544]

Have any of you guys ever picked up a stripper from a strip club, and if so what is the best way at doing it.

 

[-Zero_h0uR-]

Give her a grand and tell her she's needed for services at your house.

I mean, dude.

Could you possibly post less information?

It's way hard to do anyways. With all the women out there in the world, you want to pick up a stripper... Who isn't allowed to go home with clients. Beleive me. There are hotter girls out there than this stripper, I guarantee.


-- Zero-

 

[gr8one]

I agree...with ZERO.

Better Women out there....but if you want a fling or whatever. Just ask her!

Sometimes, All you have to do is ask...

 

[swagman544]

Thanks.. thats all im looking for is a fling... not that i want to marry this girl, its just to say i achieved it

 

[Mazman]

Here's my story......

This is what I did and I wasn't even trying to pick her up.

Went with a bunch of friends to a strip club and settled ourselves around a table.

The girls started to come over to talk and make us buy drinks.
Of course we all order some drinks. I just started talking to one of the girls sitting next to me. Just the usual talk I would have with a regular girl in a club. I had my back to the stage btw.

When it was her turn to dance on the stage I stayed in my seat with my back towards her. I did this the two times she was on stage. I didn't see her naked at all. She would tell me she'd be back and give me a kiss before she left for the stage. Every time she wasn't dancing she would come back to me and talk. I think the only time I saw a naked stripper was when we first walked in and my trips to the men's room and the time we were walking out.

I really had no intentions of picking up a stripper and strip clubs aren't my thing. I was just there to have a good time with my friends. Anyway before we left, she asks if I want to hang out with her and her friends for breakfast. I say "No thanks, I have to go home with my friends." (We had a 2 hour drive ahead of us) She then gives me her number.

BTW-I never called her.

 

[squirrels]

There's a reason strip clubs use dim lighting and all kinds of fog/strobe effects...some of those girls aren't quite the goddesses you make them out to be once a little daylight hits 'em.

I will tell you this: the quickest way OUT of a stripper's heart is to buy a lapdance from her.

 

[Azariah]

So you want a stripper, eh? I promise it'll be one of the trickiest pick-ups you'll ever do. You need to apply your same basic DJ skills, with a smaller margin of error. I've never dated a stripper, but I've got a couple of female friends who are/were strippers.

These girls are the object of literally hundreds (even thousands) of guys sexual fantasies. They know this. Furthermore, they've heard just about every line in the book and probably from better looking guys than you. They are on guard against most advances a guy would make. So... how do you proceed?

I can't tell you exactly what to do or what to say, but here are a couple of tips to set yourself apart from the masses.

1. Disarm their power: These women wield amazing sexual power over mere mortals. It’s their currency and their power. You cannot allow this to phase you if you expect to pick her up. Mazman was right by not even watching the stripper when she was on stage. If it were me, I would hint that I like what I saw while keeping my cool. Suggest that you are comfortable with your sexuality. Make it non-verbally obvious that naked women don’t make you lose control.
2. Display extreme confidence: As we all know, women possess a keen ability to sense insecurity and needy traits in a man. Strippers even more so, because they’re surrounded by desperate men all day long. The first whiff of either trait will obliterate your chances with her. If you cannot summon confidence on command, your best bet is to go to the club on a whim when you’re having a really great day.
3. Don’t ask her out on a date: This follows the same logic of separating yourself from the pack. She gets asked out for drinks and dinner and quickies in the parking lot all the time. Ask her if she wants to get together for coffee, or something else that doesn’t seem like a date.

I think there were a couple threads in the tips section about picking up strippers, but I haven’t read them yet. I don’t know if they’re any good, but... I imagine there’s some good advice over there as well.

 

[PRMoon]

Give her a phat tip... I'm kidding. Why do you want to pick up a sripper? First of all they cheat like no other, I mean what do you expect from a girl who dances in front of/ on guys naked? Come to thing of it you can put "what do you expect from a girl who dances in front of / on guys naked?" behind any statement and it would make perfect sense as to why going out with them will only lead to disaster. As I sit here, finishing my 9th beer, thinking about pre gaming at a strip club with some of my buds who just got back in town before we go off to see stripper volleyball at the fabulose Stratusphere Hotel and Casino pool, I thank god the girls I date are not strippers.

 

[htemorp]

Are you guys stupid? Is this like the first time you ever been to a strip club? That's their job, get you to feel at home and buy drinks and shiet. You guys are idiots...

 

[marqZAL]

Have any of you guys ever picked up a stripper from a strip club....

I never personally have...but 2 freinds would allways pull strippers everytime we would go to strip clubs....they are C/F but most importantly very good looking and like to party ( smoke/snort/drink it, and they are there) Good guys for fun nights

 

[ozzfest]

Some say you can't hook up w/ strippers...others say why would you wanna since they sleep with just about anyone and have a slutty image....well which is it? Seems to me if they have a tendancy to sleep around , yer odds have improved of scoring.

I say strippers are basically just like normal people...its a job...they just so happen to be hotter than most woman and therefore more comfortable with their bodies and don't mind showing them off.

Bottom line..if you wanna hook up with a stripper you gotta have game..gotta be funny and good looking. Just like any other woman is looking for.

 

[b_elusive_eyes]

COCAINE AND BOOZE AND A NICE ****...FER SURE