Stripper stories? Should I bother with this one?

[Zarky]

Just started interacting with this chick who is an "ex-stripper" on OKC. I answered one of their survey questions that asked "Would you ever date a stripper?" I said "No" and under the answer wrote "Too much drama."

Literally like 20 minutes later some late-30s broad contacted me and started chatting me up and commenting on why I don't date strippers. Well, turns out she's an ex-stripper.

I made the mistake of giving her my cell number and she sent me some half-nude pics of herself. Now she's blowing up my phone. This was last night when we started chatting and this morning she sent me a text wishing me a good morning. She sends at least a dozen texts in a row for every one I send.

This chick already told me that she has a kid and used to be strung out on drugs but is "ok now" and wants a relationship. She looks pretty damn busted I must say.

So I know not to get involved in this but was wondering if anybody here has any stripper tales and whether or not it would be worth it to bang this chick out just so I can have a "stripper notch." Then in the future when a chick asks if I've ever "been with" a stripper I could say yes, which would increase my cred a bit.

 

[Jaylan]

I wouldnt even talk to those chicks. They obviously have something to prove since you answered that match question the way you did. Just ignore them. Like you said, its likely drama. Plus, I wouldnt feel like theres anything to gain by dating or screwing a low quality stripper chick. And based on stories Ive heard over the years, they do seem more promiscuous and a greater STD risk than other women.

Ive always wondered how much my match question answers helped or hurt me on that site. Because I do next women in my searches if they answer certain questions the wrong way. I may just start a new account and be selective about what I answer. Because my OKC account is 4 years old, so Ive answered too many questions for me to review what Ive answered.

 

[Solomon]

Just started interacting with this chick who is an "ex-stripper" on OKC. I answered one of their survey questions that asked "Would you ever date a stripper?" I said "No" and under the answer wrote "Too much drama."

Literally like 20 minutes later some late-30s broad contacted me and started chatting me up and commenting on why I don't date strippers. Well, turns out she's an ex-stripper.

I made the mistake of giving her my cell number and she sent me some half-nude pics of herself. Now she's blowing up my phone. This was last night when we started chatting and this morning she sent me a text wishing me a .

Post nudes brah and this isn't your chick is it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156721713&p=1129280593#post1129280593

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

" I said "No" and under the answer wrote "Too much drama."

Literally like 20 minutes later some late-30s broad contacted me and started chatting me up and commenting on why I don't date strippers. Well, turns out she's an ex-stripper.

That's classic. Basically, the only reason she contacted you was because you said you didn't want to bang her. Now you're a challenge. I know what questions I'm answering if I ever go onto OKC.


I banged a few chicks, that later became strippers. Does that count?

I also banged one that was a waitress at a strip club, no problems with her, don't think that one counts though. No knowledge of banging on full on active stripper.

 

[Zarky]

Post nudes brah and this isn't your chick is it?
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156721713&p=1129280593#post1129280593

No but the look is largely the same. Overly plucked eyebrows, dyed black hair.

 

[skinnyguy]

I know a girl who's now a stripper in Vegas. She is a complete idiot and blows all of her money on stupid crap even though she makes 500 dollars an hour. We as guys should not idolize strippers as they are bottom of the barrel crack heads who have no other vocational options in life.

 

[hockeyfreak79]

Oh sh*t yeah DO NOT go there my ex-wf did in her early 20s. Well her story was she was a ****tail waitress and only stripped a couple times. BS, I'm suuure. She wasn't when I met her of course.

We did go back and visit the place she worked at too, SHM good times.

Dated a zoosk chick recently that danced at the same place around the same time as the ex. Too funny, didn't date her very long she was more of a wack job than my ex.

 

[Jules_Winfield]

When I was at a club in my early 20s, I had a ONS with a little, cute Asian stripper. It was the first time a woman looked at me with that kind of intensity. We made out all night, then went back to her place for sex... As I'm attempting to put her in reverse cowgirl, she's resisting, then starts crying. She proceeded to tell me I looked just like her ex, who had died shortly before I met her and reverse cowgirl was his favorite position. I pretended to be sympathetic to how she felt because I wanted to finish.

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

^^Jules -> "STFU b*tch and ride this d*ck"

That would have been my response!!!

Well me and my cousin started talking to two strippers (they didn't know eachother). Mine was an ex stripper and this girl was just a freaking h0. Shed go out everyday of the week. Was bisexual. Shed come to my place drunk all the time after the club. Pop up on me unexpectedly. Then she got mad and said I didn't respect her because when she came to my house I would unlock the door but not open it. So I told her to scram.

My cousin was talking to a current stripper. The girl blew his phone up 24/7, Like on some crazy ish. It even got worse when he smashed her.... on a mattress pad...... in my 1 br apartment.....
We literally had a *****house because I was smashing my stripper in the br and he was smashing his in the sunroom. hahaha.

 

[backseatjuan]

I wouldnt even talk to those chicks.

All the power to you. +1. repped.


EDIT: ****!! Sorry man, I am stupid. For some reason, pressed reputation and put disapprove and then submit, all in the matter of a freaking second. I don't know why. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.


On the other hand, look at the OP, this guy has reputation disabled. If you date strippers, or shoot in a porno, you don't care about reputation lol.

 

[The Duke]

I've dated a few. They are no more or less drama than a non-stripper. You guys crack me up giving your expert advice yet you have never been with one.

Here's a stripper story.......met a girl on match. Divorced and formerly married to a devoted Jehovah Witness. Very intelligent girl. Told me lots of stories about abuse in the Jehovah Witness church. Her profile gave me the feeling that she most likely had been a stripper in her past or currently was.
Eventually I was confident she was a stripper and told her so. She was amazed that I was able to figure it out. After I told her I had been with a few she was very comfortable. She was worried either I wouldn't approve or I would turn out to be the jealous insecure type.

We exchanged emails back and forth for a few weeks and had some very deep-thought provoking discussions that we both enjoyed. This girl lived 5hrs away so I never had any intention of dating her.

She said she was coming to my city for work so I told her I would take her out for a drink. We hit it off very well. Our first outing together was never supposed to be a date, but kind of turned into one. I remember she had on a tight black mini skirt and some 5" fuchk me heels. Definitely had the entire place staring. Everytime she went to the bathroom some guy would be hitting on her.

She started coming to town more often and we started hanging out more.

It turned into a deal where she would show up on Thursday night to work and go home on Sunday. Sometimes she would stay at my place and the weekends were filled with lots of wild sechs at weird hours. Strippers don't keep normal hours and it has a way of altering the hours you keep. Eventually you arent getting anything accomplished and running on little sleep trying to keep up with them.

For several weeks I would go out with my friends to the bars and meet up with her after she got done dancing for a wild night/early morning of lots of hot sechs. Had a ton of fun. She was there just for the weekends and gone the rest of the time. I didn't have to call her. There was nothing required of me. It was a no strings attached relationship with zero drama.

The best time ever was when we were killing some time before she had to go to work and were both horny so stopped off at the adult video store to watch a movie in the private rooms. 5minutes into it she was bent over with her shorts on the floor and I was going at it. I've never done something so dirty in my life and felt so dirty afterwards, but jeezus it was awesome. It was like Triple X sensory overload.

In the end she was looking for a guy she could settle down with and help raise her son. I wasn't willing so the 3month party came to an abrupt hault. I never heard from her after that.

 

[Zarky]

Nice story, sounds like a surprisingly drama-free stripper relp.

 

[devilkingx2]

the key to finding a non-crazy drama free stripper is to find one who likes her job,

IE not a stripper who strips to spite her parents

or because her mother was a bad example

or because she needs to pay for the heroin somehow

or because she's trying to get daddy's love from horny men with wads of 1's and 5's in their hands

or because she's a moron who dropped out of high school but was blessed by god with natural beauty or something so she strips because it's all the legal employment she can find that doesn't pay peanuts

or because she had a child as a teenager or early 20s or something and had to immediately get a job that pays well enough to support her new family without the most likely deadbeat dad.

you're looking for the stripper with other prospects who chooses to strip because she enjoys doing it

this would be the girl who was stripping to pay for college and dropped out because she liked the job and the money was amazing

sort of like how there exist pornstars and prostitutes who aren't crack*****s or being forced into it, and actually enjoy what they do.

 

[Jaylan]

All the power to you. +1. repped.


EDIT: ****!! Sorry man, I am stupid. For some reason, pressed reputation and put disapprove and then submit, all in the matter of a freaking second. I don't know why. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.


On the other hand, look at the OP, this guy has reputation disabled. If you date strippers, or shoot in a porno, you don't care about reputation lol.

Lmao, its all good bro. Ive accidentally given the wrong rep here before too. Considering our disagreements in the past, I can see how negging me may feel natural