"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strip Club Sarging

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MrLuvr
That is a pretty narrow minded view.

Kinda like saying that all blacks are criminals.
No its like saying if a girl rubs her pus*y on 20 guys laps a night, rubs her tits in 20 guys faces a night and shows her pus*y to 100 strange guys a night she is a sl*t.

What kind of a man sits idly by wile his gf rubs her tits in a guys face and shows her pu*y in public?

Ninja out
 
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