"Strange Wingmen"

[TonyBaloney]

Guys,

Need an honest opinion here.

I feel incredibly guilty about this but its true.

So, i'm 39, and my old school wingmen have long departed to betaville....

I'm holding out - still much success on the ladys front although the battle is harder.

So i prefer to have a companion of arms with me on my quest - the trouble is, my main one is my employee who doubles as a drinking buddy too.

Only problem is, Jeff, lets call him that, is a bit odd. He's suffered from depression to the point of needing meds. He won't say boo to a goose...is basically painfully shy, and due to the meds, very overweight. He's possibly (no joke) a 40 year old virgin....

Although in some respects, it leaves me in the limelight, I just wonder if my street cred goes down when females view me with him???

I do feel bad knocking him like this, but its just the truth....

He is a decent guy, and i like him, but it is what it is...........

 

[TonyBaloney]

The thing is though, this guy DOES NOT TALK and IS NOT INTERESTED IN POON.....

I thought years ago he may be gay, so i said for him to have a look at my laptop, as there was this e bay thing i wanted, but instead a had some gay sh it on. He was horrified. He is 10000% beta ASEXUAL, nut job.....

But....he's company on missions.........