"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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strange toilet habbits

wildchild

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I used to take a dump about once every 2 days, now since ive started exercising ( doing weights and a good bit of cardio) i **** about 4 times a day sometimes more, is this normal?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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McKindley

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I've heard that pooping more than once a day is a sign of good health
 

strams4ever

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I'm pretty sure you are supposed to sh1t at least once a day.

Sir Freddrick Newton Dwindleseed stated "The mass you shall put forth into your body, will come out your a$$hole"
 

Rumpsteak

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I've noticed the same thing since i started exercising and changing diet. 4 times a day sounds a bit excessive though :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrFitness880

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Four sounds a bit high, but to be honest Im not really sure what should really constitute as high. That said, if you're eating more...well I'm sure you can conclude the obvious
 
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