Strange girl asked me to assess her tits in a bar

[plank30]

I went to this nightclub tonight, standing alone drinking a beer, and listening to the music.

Anyway, these two attractive girls are giggling while standing next to two guys.
The one girl(brunette) smiles, looks at me and points me to come over. I pointed at myself. She says...".yea you." So I walked over to them. She awkwardly says to me....What do you think of my tits? I confidently looked her in the eyes and said "they are fine why do you ask?" She then says..."Do you think they are too small?" I said kinda, but they fit your body. She then asks me if I like fake boobs? I said .."yea."

In the meantime her two male friends are laughing in the background. Her other girlfriend seems annoyed by her behavior.
I said to confidently to her...."why don't have your boyfriend assess your tits?" She says they are not my boyfriends. Then she says do you like my tits or my girlfriends tits?

At this point I am feeling played.

So I patted her male buddy on the shoulder, leaned in to him and said..."She's all yours man." And I walk away.......

I was very confident in approaching her and did not let her "game" faze me. I confidently walked away as well.
If I had to do it it over...I should have pointed at her to come over to me. Why do women pull this crap?

Any guys deal with this BS?

 

[MrWood]

you failed to challenge her

Then she says do you like my tits or my girlfriends tits?

the only reply here should have been: "I need to test the firmness of each set"

btw: you got played and beat by a GIRL

 

[Silko]

I was very confident in approaching her and did not let her "game" faze me. I confidently walked away as well.
If I had to do it it over...I should have pointed at her to come over to me. Why do women pull this crap?

There are women giving their tits volume all priority instead of their brain volume.

An ex of me had more or less no tits ... sure that's a problem for a woman, missing a super important female body part.
But she never thought a second to change them. Why the hell ...

You did well to walk away and turn her down that way. Maybe it was an option too to take her home. Depends your prio's.
I would do the same ... just to turn her down on that superficial behaviour.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I would have said "Cant really say like that, if you want an accurate opinion I need to check" as if I was giving her a professional opinion.

Think of the mechanic who says he needs to check the car to know why the engine is noisy after you ask by phone.

Anyway it smelled like a potential drama situation so given other options I would have let go, in a dry spell it was probably worth the risk.

 

[Desdinova]

What do you think of my tits?

Me: Well, they're okay, but they're nothing like mine (rubbing your hands over your own chest).

It all goes uphill from there.

If a woman is trying to make herself the focus, I steal the spotlight away from her. This is essentially a neg coupled with c0cky humour.

 

[plank30]

All good replies. Some of the posters mentioned ..."turn her down on superficial behavior" and another said "steal away her spotlight by walking away."

I agree, nothing good would have came out of it. I wasn't attracted to her. Her friend was hot, but clearly she did not want no part of her "drama game." She seemed embarrassed as if to say......"Why are you acting like this?"
If I would have grabbed her tits -- but again, I wasn't "into her" and her behavior was a turn off.

The real question is......why did she choose me? I was minding my own business.