story about Taco Bell...(not a joke, read this, it may inspire)

[punkrockpylot]

so i work at TB, right?

me and the guys there have this code, when a hot girl comes in, we say, "weve got a bogey..."

well, tonight many of these 'bogeys' came through but, one in particular came through that Derrick (one of my friends) said that i wouldnt hit on...being the aspiring DJ i am, i was like...watch me...

i hit on a lot of the girls that come through, but this one was special some how...

oh yeah, i remember, i got turned down...but thats not the point...

mary Grace (this hot girls friend, who also works with me) is talking to the girl, she is an approximate 8.5, plus shes kool. (not mary grace)

so i say, "hey, mary grace, whats your friends name?" (being jealous because i dont like her, mary grace says something to the effect of, "shes out of your league")

so her friend goes, "mary Helen, dont you remember me?" i had actually hit on this girl before a few years ago, but didnt remember at the time...

i was like, yeah, i remember you...how are you doing?...good...well hey, since i got your name, how about your phone number?

this is the point at which she turned me down, but whenn i walked back into the break room, i was looked upon with awe, confusion, jealousy and respect...BECAUSE I HAD THE BALLS TO TRY...the other 'bogeys' in the lobby were also looking at me, like i had magically become hotter...

moral of the story - have the balls to try, even if you smell like a taco...

the punk DJ

 

[Supero Masculus]

Nice. maybe not on the turn down part but on the having balls part. I have to admit, i like making my comrads jeasoul of my massive balls.

 

[punkrockpylot]

yeah...and it doesnt even feel bad to get turned down when all odds are against you...

 

[Supero Masculus]

Yah i know, its weird that you feel like a million bucks even when you get turned down. It just makes you fell good to rub you balls in everyone elses face. It truly demands respect and i have gotten a large amount of it through this method. Besides, i love that deer in the headlights expression the dudes give you that just screams, "Dude....Sweet...Your like...A hero!!"

 

[Raven125]

Speaking of balls stories, the other day my friends were all trying to get a girls #. She was pretty *****y about it, so i walk up and say, "Hey there! I wanted to talk to the hottest girl here... (wait 3 seconds) Shes over there, i wanted to practice on you ." She glared at me in awe. I nagged on her for staring at my ass and on the way out she was licking a lollipop and smiling at me. Didnt have time for digits... but that rocked.

That was the most fun i had had in a long while.

And thanks to senor fingers for the line.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

"weve got a bogey..."

haha...I love that.

You're right, just have some balls about you. Even if you do get turned down the girl will usually think, "hmmm he's got some balls." Or something to that effect. Especially if none of the other guys would do it.

 

[punkrockpylot]

yeah, and the other guys said that i wouldnt in front of her, where she could hear it...i wouldve looked just like all of the other afc's standing there on the line staring at her...

 

[Omega]

waay to early on the number bro, but good effort none the less. If you don't have the balls, there's really no point

 

[punkrockpylot]

Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
waay to early on the number bro, but good effort none the less. If you don't have the balls, there's really no point

thats not exact dialogue bro...i spoke to her for a few-5 minutes before asking for her number...and besides, i was busy working...had to get to the point...

 

[wh01987]

be careful i was warned already at work for hitting on the customers, i was untactful though i plain out asked for a girls number in front of her mom. the PIC was right there and the mom gave me a what the hell look

 

[punkrockpylot]

**** it...lol...i hate my job and getting fired for being a don juan wouldnt exactly be a let down!

 

[Snoopy]

don't you think your code is a little obivous, unless the girls are out of ear-shot you're probably shooting yourself in the foot with that one. how bout "another extra hot packet." At least that is taco bell terminolgy

 

[punkrockpylot]

well, we only say it where we can hear it...besides, saying "another extra hot packet" while doing dishes is a little more obvious id say...lol...

 

[Omega]

Originally posted by punkrockpylot
thats not exact dialogue bro...i spoke to her for a few-5 minutes before asking for her number...and besides, i was busy working...had to get to the point...

Oh okay. Well nevermind then Good effort none the less.