"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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psychgrad

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Does anybody have any canned stories that they use on a regular basis with success? I have been racking my brain trying to come up with my own but I just dont know how. I have been using mystery stories for now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wiesman44

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Yes, I have about 4 or 5 canned stories I use on a regular basis. gets teh girls laughing when you are in groups. But I thought of all these on my own.


You have a brain, think of some yourself. Its really not that difficult.
 

chili kat

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Wow. Canned stories? Really? I don't think the problem here is the lack of a good imagination.
 
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