"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Stop Masturbating!

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Masturbating to excess can damage your success with women. Just imagine it - the nerd who jacks off over porn daily isn't used to getting any action is he? Similarly, if you masturbate daily your chances of picking up women are reduced both physically and psychologically.

It's psychologically damaging as you can end up 'relying' on masturbation as your sole sexual stimulus. Your hand becomes your standard sexual partner and you come to EXPECT and grow USED TO masturbation. Any drive you have to approach women is lessened as you feel like you don't need them for sexual stimulation; why bother approaching scary attractive women when you can just play with yourself for sexual stimulation? Especially as it requires ZERO effort to pump one out, but you actually need to have guts to approach a woman. Not only this, but confidence will be lessened as you're not 'getting any'.

It's physically damaging as you're forcing your body to draw more hormones, and other complicated things from the brain and spine for 'prostaglandins' reproduction. (Semen contains prostaglandin - and if semen is being produced allot, so must prostaglandin.) Not only does this weaken your spunk, but it weakens how attractive you appear. As the hormones et al are taken from the brain and spine, excessive masturbators can often experience some of the following problems, mainly due to seminal loss:

-fatigue
-dizziness
-tiredness
-migraines

These alone will make you appear less attractive, and lower the success of picking up women. Also the following problems can be caused:

-spine pain
-tailbone ache/chill
-low-back pains
-groin pain after ejaculation
-testicular pains after ejaculation

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms tell your nearest doctor and start chowing down on nettle soup. (Nettles increase the level of testosterone in the blood - improving your sense of well-being, sexual performance as well as enhanced libido.)

However it must be pointed out that masturbating regularly can be healthy when not done to excess. The hormones are there for a reason after all. Just don't get sucked into the downward spiral of relying on masturbation for THRILLS, at the cost of your DJ SKILLS.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That's just what we need... another masturbation thread. :rolleyes:
 

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There's allot of false rumours being propagated on these forums - just wanted to make sure people were 'in the know' as it were.

I didn't see any other threads about it.
 

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Just read the thread you mentioned - it seemed more like a 'Masturbators Anonymous" meeting than anything else :crackup:

Feel free to delete/merge/*****slap this thread if it doesn't belong here.
 

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Q-Unit must be one of those Christian fundies. Open your mouth Q-Unit, here I come.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMAO
 

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Tell people masturbation is bad for them and they get incrediably defensive. Go figure. :p

And if you want definitions checkout www.dictionary.com
 

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Originally posted by Skullcrusher
Q-Unit must be one of those Christian fundies. Open your mouth Q-Unit, here I come.
LOL

Just re-read over my post and I kinda do.
Call me 'Father Juan' than ;)
 
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