"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stop Brown-Nosing!

S. Pryor

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A lot of people give tips, NOT GIVE TIPS ****ing up the game and being spectators. This is the best advice I can give: STOP KISSING THESE WOMEN'S ASSES! Don't go tricking off your money to these women that don't deserve it, thinking you're really getting somewhere. No mother****er she'll take your money and keep taking money until she's bored with your brown-nosing ass. Stop giving these women a thousand compliments, showing your teeth like some jackass. Play it cool and mess with women that have something to offer other than *****. Every woman has a ***** that doesn't mean you should kiss her buttcheeks over something SHE WAS BORN WITH! And guys please stop pumping the heads of these four's and three's and so on. You're really throwing salt in the game here for the rest of us. And today is Valentine's Day so for all the guys out there that are getting complaints from your lady about what you're doing or not doing: evaluate her like "what has she done for me lately?" And we out!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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=VAGO=

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Yeeeesssss! Scorreeee! Afc= A Fvcken Child Lol
 

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Yeah man and don't buy drinks in the club for these undeserving women. Don't be too accommodating and stop simpin and brown nosin. That's word to Tariq Nasheed and stay out of the got damn strip clubs!
 

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Seriously? You guys are douchebags

Waiters and waitresses depend on your tips for their livelihood, and they work extra hard to give you the best experience possible. If they give you good service, it behooves you to tip them. Man or woman. Doesn't matter. THis has nothing to do with "game"
 

S. Pryor

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Atilla what the FUCK are you talking about? I don't understand your non-sensical asswipe language and I won't even try to.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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S. Pryor

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Look at all the brown nosers avoiding this thread like the plague. You've had enough time to get a towel and wipe all the **** off your noses. Step your CANDYASSES into this thread!
 

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What is this dumbazz doing here giving us advice? I tip all the time for service-when I walk up to the bar,the bartender KNOWS what I drink and if possible will give me a little extra. I get service before the wanna be hard guys,then I'm back to what I want to do[it isn't standing in line waiting for a drink]. NOW I don't give money to women I'm dating,buy drinks for women to impress them or to hope they will go home with me.
I don't compliment fat girls either.BUT I'll be nice to them-they are still a person with feelings.
Take your wannabe ghetto act somewhere else. If you move out,there are different rules for moving up the ladder.
 

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Listen dustbuster nobody asked for your candyass opinion so if your old ass would just kindly EXIT STAGE LEFT of a short pier I would greatly appreciate it. Talk to a ****ing dog if you want somebody to listen to your bull****.
 

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Listen puppy dog. Guys my age are the ones that hire and fire guys your age. So get over yourself. IF you don't want to learn the lessons the easy way,life will teach you the hard way. Another fool on the ignore list
 

K2000kidd

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Ok DonJuans my role as a MAN is to adore and placate women whether thru money, gifts or
favors without any hint of expectation for reciprocation. You guys have it all wrong. Instead of asking "what does she do for ME" we should be concentrating how to top the last thing we did just because she's so pretty.

Well gentleman i'm off to buy this nice girl i know a really pretty dress and a box of chocolates. If i work a few hours over at work this week i'll have enough left to pay her rent and bring her to dinner too.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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S. Pryor said:
Listen dustbuster nobody asked for your candyass opinion so if your old ass would just kindly EXIT STAGE LEFT of a short pier I would greatly appreciate it. Talk to a ****ing dog if you want somebody to listen to your bull****.
Not cool man. You can do it in a better way than that.
 
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