"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stop Being *****'s (Yeah YOU!!!)

Bunk 040

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This post is not for motivation, inspiration or none of the that shit I am posting this because I have never read a decent post here with some one having success, or if he did have success he was too damn insecure to notice it. None of "men" can be DJ's because a DJ doesn't exist, you do.

I read posts where there is "NEXT NEXT NEXT", and the people that give you that half-assed advice sit on their damn computer all damn day, not even smelling the outside air. Just do your self a favor, fuckin Crash & Burn a few times. That's what you have to do. Stop asking people for advice on her because only 5% of the people posting have a post in the Bible.

You don't need aproval from a bunch of fucking men and you don't need to go around chasing around snotty chickens all day (like I do) but you DO need to get your shit in order. If you have your shit straight then the chickens will come.

To the Newbies:
If I were you I wouldn't even post on this site! Just come here and get the basic concept of this stuff down and jet. All you need is the basic concept and you should be ready to fly. People can't hold your damn hand through this shit, you have to crawl-->walk----then you'll be running in no time.

You see why most of the posters in the Bible don't come here often, because they don't need this shit! They think on their own.

So yeah, this right here will be my last postbecause I had the basic concept in my head for ****ing months and I've been stalling on taking on the REAL world while just hanging in my social. Another big reason is because I'm moving to Las Vegas next Sunday and I believe I have the basic concept down and I'm ready to get MY LIFE going.

I'm not trying to give advice or anything, But I challenge you to find yourself and get YOUR LIFE together and when you do that you want need a forum like this.

If you were drowning and I there you a lifesaver you would grab it right? Well consider this post that lifesaver.

I'm Out!!:cool:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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am4591

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Good advice, good post, especially for a 15-yr-old. Not much to add to that.
 

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What About Bootcamp?

Later AFK and Bunk,

AFK-Hope you find what you are looking for.

Bunk- What about Bootcamp or is that just going to stop?

Good Luck
 

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Baseball, do the old school boot camp.

Its working for me as I'm (slowly) going through it.

Rhino
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I was just checking to make sure no one else was going to take over or something like that.
 

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Even when I was 15 I knew what I was talking bout.
 

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Damn Straight.
Why can't the mods sticky things like this instead?

Thanks for the advice. And I will be taking that lifesaver.


See ya later fellaz. I hope some of you will be able to pull your own heads out of your asses without anyone holding your hand.
 
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BUNK....post this again!!!

No, seriously, make 5 fvckin threads, copy and paste it, matter of fact I'll do it!! I swear I've been trying to say the same fvckin thing..

"You see why most of the posters in the Bible don't come here often, because they don't need this ****! They think on their own"

excellent, I'm about to copy and paste this and make 4 threads on it....I'm serious
 

Bunk 040

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Whats wrong with yall dudes yall really need to read this and apply this. Real talk I got so many hos I dont know why I ever came on this site in the first place.

I was about 15 and wasn't gettin no pussie cause I was going to an all-boy school. As soon as I got out that school I started gettin all pussie.

All you gotta do is BE YOURSELF, and forget about all this fake Don Juan ****.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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