"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tactic

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STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING TRYING TO "TEACH" EVERYONE HERE HOW TO BE A MAN AND ALL.. AND STOP STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS AND THINGS LIKE "be a man, grab your balls! a DJ doesn't do this or that or this and other and this that this".. who cares??

stop relating DJ as you and stop thinking DJ is some god you gotta believe in to get girls.. all you need is common sense and friends. if you even think you're good with women, then stop using the freakin' computer 24/7 basing people's "skills" on the number of posts.

anyways, what's everyone's week life? been a sucker for me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FreeStyleZ

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You have 800+ posts... if you're talking to anyone... its yourself.
 

Kaine

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This is the result of methamphetamine and an internet connection.

No this is not commonsense. Most of these concepts are Counterintuitive to what our environment has conditioned us into being and believing.

Ironically you got one thing right though, it's not the number of posts, its the quality.

Be a man, grab your balls... you obviously need to whack off.
 

Dukester

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tactic. this is outta fvcking nowhere. if anyone needs to learn to be a DJ it's you.

dont make a new thread posting your gripes about other people- if you got probs w/ it, then pm them. dont fill up the board w/ bs threads like this.

i've been here awhile, and i've seen all the bs that comes thru here. same thing diff. version.
you guys need to stop fvcking ***** ing. if you dont like the stuff on here LEAVE.
most of us "veterans" are here to help

CLOSE THREAD suggested!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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