"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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last night my mate called me and asked if i wanted to smoke some pot at his friends house, cause he knows these 2 girls that live by themselves and smoke pot

so i said hell yeah and went there, and it was a great night , really funny and got along good

but anyway, i really wanna become friends with them 2 girls cause they seemed really great but i wasnt sure how to go about it (maybe also cause i was stoned)

like they seemed the type that have heaps of guys and friends that they smoke with and i wasnt sure how to go about getting into their friendship circle? its hard to explain how it felt

like we got on good and was funny and friendly but still dont know each other well and i would like to know them beter but not sure about the next step now? cause it seems a bit weird calling them up when we still dont know each other (but i want to) cause it seemed from my point of view i was just some funny guy that was friends with my mate who came along

know what i mean?
(hope that made sence, this morning im still out of it lol)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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why do you want to be friends with them and not get with them instead?
 
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man you been on this site for 2 years and you're saying you want to be friends with one of them first. Havent you heard of that **** called the friendzone.

You should of just asked for one of their numbers then. And why did you mention, they the type who got a lot of GUY friends. It looks like you want to find some links to some weed huh?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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woah woah flaming

yeah ive been on this site for like 2 years, i registerd but like never hardly ever came back or visited this site (notice the post count)

and im not looking for hookups or anything, just new friends
 
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Ok if you want to chill with them, just go to them next time you see them 'you lot are cool, we should blaze out more often' or something. OR if you might not see them ever again, get therir number off your buddie and just call them up and go you got a joint and they wont refuse that offer. It aint too hard dude. What makes you think asking people to chill and blaze out is weird.

And make sure when they high as hell and horny as hell, that you have a threesome with them.
 
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