"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stitches in my right pinky finger

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About four or five days ago i left some bath water going for too long and fell in a pool of water in my home and tried to grab onto a door hinge while falling. My right pinky was gashed open really deep down the entire finger. So deep that a tendon was cut and they were debating on send me to the hospital for some kind of finger surgery instead of just normal stitches. But a eastern European man came in and stitched it up.

I have been putting neosporin on the stitches with a new bandaid and bandage twice daily.

Last night i accidentally bumped the finger with stitches into my living room table. It hurt like hell for about 10 mins the subsided.

I opened my bandage up today and one of the suture areas seems to have opened a bit obviously from it hitting the table. I washed it gently put neosporin on it and wrapped it back up. Really dont want to go back to the urgent care unless absolutely necessary. Any thoughts or advice?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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