sticky a jokes section

[oakraiderz2]

Knock knock....
who's there?
daquan...
get the gun...derrs a nagger....

im black...so its ok...effin relax.

 

[OfficeSpace]

I got a C- in Spanish 1.
Then I got a summer job doing construction
Next year I had an A+

 

[milrenkb]

HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

DJ: I'm not intrested in him.

or

DJ: I've only known you for like 20 seconds and your already telling me all your problems. This relationship is over (walk away or turn your back).

 

[shiningshadow]

Lifeforce, I've tried the line and it works, it just depends on how you say it.

 

[paraguayandj]

Here is an actual GOOD one:

So this guy Steve is talking to his friend Paco and is asking him:
Steve: Do you know who Darwin is?
Paco: No
S: Well Darwin was the first man to formally propose the idea of evolution when the common belief was that all living things were created the way they are now. You don't know this because you don't go to night school like I do. And, do you know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
P:No I don't know.
S: Issac Newton is one of the biggest names in calculus. He was the man that revolutionized physics and calculus with all his formulas. You don't know this because you don't go to night school like I do. (with a bragging smile)
P: Interesting! Well do you know who Tyrese Jackson is?
S: A contemporary poet perhaps!
P: No
S: A politic?
P: Nope
S: No I don't know, who is Tyrese Jackson?
P: Tyrese Jackson is the guy that ****s your wife everytime you go to night school.

 

[DrBeard]

Q: Whats big hard and full of semen?

A: An erect penis!

 

[Doggystyle]

This thread should of been in "anything else"

 

[diablo]

Everyone loves a good joke, right?

And this belongs in DJ Tips because...?



Moved to AE.

 

[djtdot]

Patient: Doctor, please tell me something so that I can live long.

Doctor: Get married.

Patient: Oh that would make me live long?

Doctor: No you will lose the desire to live a long life .