"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oakraiderz2

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Knock knock....
who's there?
daquan...
get the gun...derrs a nagger....

im black...so its ok...effin relax.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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milrenkb

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HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

DJ: I'm not intrested in him.

or

DJ: I've only known you for like 20 seconds and your already telling me all your problems. This relationship is over (walk away or turn your back).
 

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Lifeforce, I've tried the line and it works, it just depends on how you say it.
 

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Here is an actual GOOD one:

So this guy Steve is talking to his friend Paco and is asking him:
Steve: Do you know who Darwin is?
Paco: No
S: Well Darwin was the first man to formally propose the idea of evolution when the common belief was that all living things were created the way they are now. You don't know this because you don't go to night school like I do. And, do you know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
P:No I don't know.
S: Issac Newton is one of the biggest names in calculus. He was the man that revolutionized physics and calculus with all his formulas. You don't know this because you don't go to night school like I do. (with a bragging smile)
P: Interesting! Well do you know who Tyrese Jackson is?
S: A contemporary poet perhaps!
P: No
S: A politic?
P: Nope
S: No I don't know, who is Tyrese Jackson?
P: Tyrese Jackson is the guy that ****s your wife everytime you go to night school.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Patient: Doctor, please tell me something so that I can live long.

Doctor: Get married.

Patient: Oh that would make me live long?

Doctor: No you will lose the desire to live a long life :p.
 
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