I don't take steroids and won't because of possible side effects. However, if you want to become a monster like Ronnie Coleman (there is NO WAY this guy could've gotten where he was without steroids) then you gotta do the steroids route. I don't discount bodybuilders who use steroids to achieve a certain look, they had to do something to get to that point just like the rest of us. I disapprove of chicks that take steroids the most as it will make them all gross.. their ****s start looking like small penises, their jawline more masculine..ugh ugh!!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Just on a side note, there are lots of studys and lots of research from east Germany and the ostblock.
Egoist
Master Don Juan
steroids are actually highly effective and pretty safe if taken safely (i've never done them, but know plenty of steroid pros)
just like any other medicine, you have to know what you're doing, how you're doing it and of course, there is a significant, but minor chance of side effects.
A properly done, timed, measured, and countereffected cycle is pretty damn safe.
Horror stories happen when people don't know what they do. Well and addiction is also pretty bad. You really shouldn't keep doing cycle after cycle.
just like any other medicine, you have to know what you're doing, how you're doing it and of course, there is a significant, but minor chance of side effects.
A properly done, timed, measured, and countereffected cycle is pretty damn safe.
Horror stories happen when people don't know what they do. Well and addiction is also pretty bad. You really shouldn't keep doing cycle after cycle.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
brucevangeorge
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If you REALLY want to take steroids. Go talk to a sports doctor. Someone who uses steroids and knows exactly what to do with them. Stop asking a bunch of amateurs on an online discussion board.
Go to the poeple who have the proper knowledge... (and no not that random roid head in the gym either.) Go to a professional.
Go to the poeple who have the proper knowledge... (and no not that random roid head in the gym either.) Go to a professional.
Egoist
Master Don Juan
you shouldnt be anywhere near steroids at your age.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
if youre only 16...PLEASE DONT START!! WAIT TILL YOUR ABOUT 22-23 WHEN YOUR GROWTH PLATES CLOSE. YOURE 16...TO YOUNG TO EVEN BE THINKING ABOUT **** LIKE THAT MAN. TRUST ME.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Guys, just some general advice :
- If you are under 21, do not even consider taking aas. Your body has not fully developed and you can end up with serious problems.
- Research, research, research. Go to pudmed.com read all the research papers you can get your hands on. Get hold of some human-biology books and read them well! You must know at all times what you are putting in your body and what kind of side-effects they can cause. Googling for 15mins does not count as 'research'.
- You should have a nearly PERFECT understanding on how your body reacts to diet/training.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE A SOLID DIET AND ROUTINE BEFOREHAND!!!!!!!!
- AAS are not a shortcut. While on, you must train even harder in order to get good results.
- Don't jump into AAS, push yourself to your natural limit first and then see if you want to take it further.
- If someone tells you that 'oral-only cycles' are good for you, tell them to go fook themselves. Try to stay away from oral cycles as they are more taxing to your system. Forget about oral dbol. It's crap. Test would be the best choice for a first time cycle.
- If you are scared of needles, AAS is not for you.
- To all of you 140lbs fookers that say 'I dont get any bigger' ... EAT!!!!! Food is the best anabolic compound there is. If you are not getting bigger, you're not eating enough. Go to www.fitday.com , put in what you eat in a day, see how many cals that is and increase it by 500.
- If you are under 21, do not even consider taking aas. Your body has not fully developed and you can end up with serious problems.
- Research, research, research. Go to pudmed.com read all the research papers you can get your hands on. Get hold of some human-biology books and read them well! You must know at all times what you are putting in your body and what kind of side-effects they can cause. Googling for 15mins does not count as 'research'.
- You should have a nearly PERFECT understanding on how your body reacts to diet/training.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE A SOLID DIET AND ROUTINE BEFOREHAND!!!!!!!!
- AAS are not a shortcut. While on, you must train even harder in order to get good results.
- Don't jump into AAS, push yourself to your natural limit first and then see if you want to take it further.
- If someone tells you that 'oral-only cycles' are good for you, tell them to go fook themselves. Try to stay away from oral cycles as they are more taxing to your system. Forget about oral dbol. It's crap. Test would be the best choice for a first time cycle.
- If you are scared of needles, AAS is not for you.
- To all of you 140lbs fookers that say 'I dont get any bigger' ... EAT!!!!! Food is the best anabolic compound there is. If you are not getting bigger, you're not eating enough. Go to www.fitday.com , put in what you eat in a day, see how many cals that is and increase it by 500.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diablo
Master Don Juan
I read somewhere that you should research all aspects of the steroid(s) hard for at least 6 months before you try any.
There's nothing new that can be added to this thread, as the question is rather generic and the subject matter is such that only 1% of the people on this board might be qualified to respond. As such, and due to the risk of injury to yourself by following bad advice, this thread is closed.
Oh yeah, and injecting yourself with baking soda and vinegar will cause you to swell up quick.
There's nothing new that can be added to this thread, as the question is rather generic and the subject matter is such that only 1% of the people on this board might be qualified to respond. As such, and due to the risk of injury to yourself by following bad advice, this thread is closed.
Oh yeah, and injecting yourself with baking soda and vinegar will cause you to swell up quick.
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