"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Steroids saved my life

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http://www.steroidssavedmylife.com/index.asp?mid=1

You'll find the actual videos here:
http://www.steroidssavedmylife.com/index.asp?mid=66&mid2=169

I found the clips on the site (episode 1 thru 7) mildly amusing... the actual weekly clips that were posted were quite funny. Overall does raise interesting points about AAS safety concerns and effects, etc.

What I didn't like about it was how a 6'1"-138 dude who has horrible eating habits is jumping on AAS right away with out even trying to gain weight naturally. That was the part that didn't make sense to me.

Anyways, enjoy the clips. Some of them are pretty funny and the Sugar babies are HOT! God, I'd love to have both of em gobbling my cack at the same time.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hahaha that asian kid is the best.

"Like one time I slapped him in the face. And he said he wants to kill me. He wouldn't have said that before he took the steroids. He needs to tone it down."

"One thing i know about women, and i know a LOT about women, women do NOT like pizza faces. They don't like dots of bacteria growing all over your face."
 
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little question, protein intake was body weight (in pounds) x 1.2 or something right?
 
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