"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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She looks Barbie-Doll........plastic.......yes- I'd still drink her bath water....
 

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shes ugly to me. Atleast her face is. But good job for Howard.
 

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Skel said:
shes ugly to me. Atleast her face is. But good job for Howard.

so your saying your gay ? You seriously have to be gay to not think she's attractive. She may not be a perfect 10, but she's def. not ugly
 

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Sorry that not everyone shares your opinion. Yeah, I'm totally gay. I like butt sex.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She's probably a monster in the sack but her face is a little too masculine for me. Let me rephrase that; her face is a little too masculine to fit my ideal. I'd still probe her tonsils for her.
 

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she looks like she's spent too much time in the sun, hence the masculine look that everyone is complaining about.
 

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Stern is a hopeless AFC. I can remember him dragging on and on about his first wife Allison and how totally enslaved he thought he was and after his divorce he'd never marry again. He could've lived the Hugh Heffner dream after the divorce and Beth is the ONLY chick he's seen for years.

Money, fame, celebrity, are no cure for AFCism.
 

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I always wondered if that was true of if he was employing serious irony. I bet he really gets more ass than a toilet seat.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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There's something about her I don't like. Looks like she could tear somebody's head off with those teeth. Yeah I think she's a little too masculine as far as appearance goes.. She loooks to be north of 6'0 too.

Again, I'm sure she's hot but not my type at all.
 

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LOL, I agree with quicksilver about her teeth.

Anyway though other than that she looks and acts like a winner so maybe Howard lucked out.

Also I think she said she just happened to meet him at some place and never watched or listened to the show before so if thats true it may rule her out as simply being a gold digger thats going after him.

Even if the relationship crashes and burns he's got it made since he's Howard Stern and can get just about any chick he wants as a result of that.
 

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She is really quite old - mid 30's. That might explain her poor skin and masculine features. Age brings down every female.

She was a "fit" model :crackup: Those are simply body models. Designers use them for getting the right fit for clothing. Think living mannequins. Then they bring in some 5'9"/175cm Eastern European 15 year old to model the stuff. That is pretty much how the game goes. Not surprisingly, the Western "fit" models pocket a lot more than the 15 year old Belarussian or Latvian who is actually seen by the public. The going rate for a fit models was getting close to $250 an hour in NYC, while a typical 15 year old Baiba or Svieta gets less than that for appearing in an editorial spread for Italian Vogue. What justice :confused:
 
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