Step on her

[MightyMate]

This is the technique i use alot when im bored, and want to meet girl in a easy and funny way. I go nexxto her whikle shes dancing with some friends and step near her foot acting like i stomped on her. Then i say 'sorry, i hope i didnt hurt you'.
In this situation girl may either answer:
- a) Oh you didnt stomp on me [if she is talkative]
- b) I ts ok [if shes non talative, and also lies ].
Then You go away for some minutes. After some time when you see her, you either say:
a) I hope you dont want any revenge and wont stomp on me now?
b) Hey i think i didnt stomp on you. You made me feel guilty for nothing. Why did you do that ?
Both situations ae funny openers. Notice question mark. It makes girl talk to You about this silly situation and then you got free stage to chat.

 

[sux2bu]

Originally posted by MightyMate
Hey i think i didnt stomp on you. You made me feel guilty for nothing. Why did you do that ?

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[Boner da Stoner]

I'd post but I'm working, and I love the stomping dance, where you tease her by stepping on her feet.

When she really gets into it she dances away from you while you smash your feet into the ground... than you grab her, and pull her towards you, most of the time she complies steps on your feet and away you go

 

[TheRelic]

Originally posted by MightyMate
This is the technique i use alot when im bored, and want to meet girl in a easy and funny way. I go nexxto her whikle shes dancing with some friends and step near her foot acting like i stomped on her. Then i say 'sorry, i hope i didnt hurt you'.
In this situation girl may either answer:
- a) Oh you didnt stomp on me [if she is talkative]
- b) I ts ok [if shes non talative, and also lies ].
Then You go away for some minutes. After some time when you see her, you either say:
a) I hope you dont want any revenge and wont stomp on me now?
b) Hey i think i didnt stomp on you. You made me feel guilty for nothing. Why did you do that ?
Both situations ae funny openers. Notice question mark. It makes girl talk to You about this silly situation and then you got free stage to chat.

Ha... gotta give credit where credit's due, that's a pretty decent observation on human reaction.

 

[MightyMate]

Bioner - You misunderstood. Its not like, You are dancing. You are just passing by, next to her, and stompin on her 'by mistake'. I hope we are clear now.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

and you are AFC

I was talking about the mating dance... if you don;t know it I fee sorry for you, it is acquired through experience and can never be taught.

I was talking about when you use the stomping technique and they play along the whole way until finally you stop and they know what time it is!

 

[MightyMate]

Imho You want stuff to become too fast. You will step away from AFC zone in some time, but try reading tips of other people instead of giving Your own. Anyways the thing is not to know names of many techniques, its all about knowing even 2.. but the ones that work every time.And this is one of them. Keep calm.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

dude did I ever say once I don't agree?

I was elaborating on the fact. I am AFC about many things and forever will be if I don't try to find the lighter side and the darker side of things.

You are the AFC one, you don't realize when I talk about you being right, hell you don't even describe stepping on their feet in public. I was talking about stepping on her feet anywhere, on the dance floor is not a waste of time, but I don't spend my time there to impress any girl, so I think your tip is stupid, but useful.

 

[MightyMate]

Okay. I hang out in clubs, so im using it. I want also add, i dont dance at all. I just sip beer or coke.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

lol I go out and get farkin pissed, tha damned coke and sprites like holy water to me!!! I never been barred but I've got the waldo done to me, wedgied out the front dor onto the ground, it's a ****ing rush when I step into the next bar and everybody's screaming my name

Thanks for the laughs

 

[MightyMate]

LOL. Anyway. Tell me how technique worked for You. Up here its 100% success.