"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Step By Step Video's on Dating

DJDamage

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If you are still a novice in your quest and need more hands on guidance to start your dating journey fear not, here is an easy guide for you to follow (if you have some experience don't worry you can watch it too :)).

How to ask a woman on a date
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-ask-a-woman-on-a-date

How to Prepare for a Date
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-prepare-for-a-date

Picking up on Buses or Trains (best video)
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-chat-someone-up-on-the-train-bus-or-tube
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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spider_007

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crap.....that was depresing......




i like when they said this;
"ladies, they'll eventually see you without makeup, and you'll want him to recognize you at that point."
ha ha ha
 

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lol the last video is good till he pulls that write your email or phone number down thing..that is pure cheese. I dont think anyone should ever try that, makes you look like you're a wuss.
 

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these videos gave me a good laugh. especially the facial expression the guy made in the last video (1:23)


video 3 is HILARIOUS.
 

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yo bro, on the third video he says "dont put your crotch in their face"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJDamage

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Lost1 said:
lol the last video is good till he pulls that write your email or phone number down thing..that is pure cheese. I dont think anyone should ever try that, makes you look like you're a wuss.
The video stated when it came to that: Only do so in case your nerves got the better of you. It may seem wussy but its better then doing nothing. In this case I would say that its better to do the approach anyway, even if you are scared and you will sound like an ass, she may still like you.
 

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You should take this site with a grain of salt as it is obviously done by Brits. In their country they say silly things like, "Would you like to grab a cup of tea and eat some crumpets with me?" Or, "Our socialist medical system sure discourages dental health doesn't it? Care to compare our awful smiles before we shag?"
 

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JPFromTally said:
You should take this site with a grain of salt as it is obviously done by Brits. In their country they say silly things like, "Would you like to grab a cup of tea and eat some crumpets with me?" Or, "Our socialist medical system sure discourages dental health doesn't it? Care to compare our awful smiles before we shag?"
Ya no I'm British. That's a stupid sterotype created by American sitcoms which is hardly true. Well, maybe in the 13th century, but not in this day and age. No one eats crumpets any more!
 
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