"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stealing Like A Boss

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I stole my neighbor's dog. It was old, blind, and starving to death because they didn't feed it. The dog looked like a concentration camp victim. Still, it's a pure bred hunting dog worth several hundred dollars, at least as a replacement value.

I committed premeditated theft of a valuable item from my own neighbor, and it was the right thing to do.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I stole my neighbor's dog. It was old, blind, and starving to death because they didn't feed it. The dog looked like a concentration camp victim. Still, it's a pure bred hunting dog worth several hundred dollars, at least as a replacement value.

I committed premeditated theft of a valuable item from my own neighbor, and it was the right thing to do.
State officials would use that same argument in California when taking kids from parents who've refused to give their kids the state mandated vaccinations.
 

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I stole my neighbor's dog. It was old, blind, and starving to death because they didn't feed it. The dog looked like a concentration camp victim. Still, it's a pure bred hunting dog worth several hundred dollars, at least as a replacement value.

I committed premeditated theft of a valuable item from my own neighbor, and it was the right thing to do.
I would say you rescued a living thing in need. Given that you say "It was the right thing to do", it sounds like you didn't take the dog for personal profit, but rather to save its life. Is this correct?
 

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This is the "other" blue pill. The blindness is so complete, so all-encompassing because it is linked with the emotion of hate.
Yeah, comparing it to the blue pill is a good analogy. In fact, this and all the feminist stuff is probably all part of the same blue pill. It's all leading to or resulting from the corruption and degradation in our society.
 

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Update:

Of all the criminals in the world, I hope this guy gets away.
He didn't, and seeing as how he was a career criminal I'm now glad he was caught. I was hoping he was just some average Joe who saw and opportunity.

But:

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On Tuesday, NYPD identified the man as Julio Nivelo. He is now believed to be in Los Angeles. NYPD Det. Martin Pastor says Nivelo, 53, is a convicted felon who's known to the NYPD as Luis Toledo, among other aliases. He's a career thief who's been arrested seven times and deported four times to his native Ecuador, according to Pastor.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Of all the criminals in the world, I hope this guy gets away.

If I had to root for one criminal in the whole world, that would be the guy I rooted for as well. Until I found out his backstory. Thanks for the update.
 

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These were smart thieves. The problem with stealing anything from an art museum is that you then have to manage to sell it without getting caught. But once they melt this coin, it becomes ordinary gold that can be sold anywhere.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39409754
Solid gold coin worth $4m stolen from Berlin museum

The theft is believed to have happened at around 03:30 Monday morning (01:30 GMT).

The enormous coin is probably too heavy for a single person to carry, and police believe the thieves entered through a window.

A ladder was found on the train tracks nearby.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If they were juveniles, that could explain their brazenness, given that they would avoid real criminal charges. If the guy who tried to stop them injured any of them, they could also sue him as well as the store.

And I had the same microwave as that cop in the 1980s. That thing is really old.
 

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I can see both sides, but I also don't outsource my survival and protection of property to LE, because there will always be takers regardless. Reality is, thanks to the amoral men before us, are we afforded the luxery of debating morality in the first place.
 

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That'll teach that little b!tch to steal like a boss. And a policy that says it is ok to tase a 7 y/o seems completely legit. We have to put officer safety first and foremost. Do you even know how many people die every year at the hands of a 7 year old on a rampage? I don't know either, but I bet it is a lot.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-cincinnati-police-taser-20180808-story.html
Cincinnati cops use Taser on 11-year-old girl caught stealing from Kroger supermarket

Tasers can be used on people who are 7 and older, according to department guidelines
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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