"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Steak and a Bl*wjob Day

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iwanttofight

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Everybody knows that Valentine's day is for women. We should have a day dedicated to men. Let's name it "Steak and a Bl*wjob day. Your woman (if you don't have one, a prostitute will do) cooks you a huge porterhouse steak, as big as a football. Then after you devour your huge piece of meat (no pun intended) your woman devours your piece of meat like a pack of hungry wolves. Do you think Hallmark will endorse this as a national holiday.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ryanjevo

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Perhaps but we must make it more inconspicuous so the general public is more receptive.

Man day.
 
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Zerro

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This idea has been around for some time.

On another note, a girl who had never heard of it was wondering why us guys were laughing when she told us when her birthday is.
 
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Steak and a Bl*wjob Day is a cover for men's lack of game.

If you are a top level player, pimp level with the ability to mind f___ women EVERYDAY can be a bj and steak day for you.

We shouldn't aspire to get men their own holiday who cares about having 1 day when we could have more. We should aspire to have game so tight we can make a woman treat us like kings every time we are with them, and that's what top level players do.
 
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