Not sure why I am posting this, more of a idea vomit and a story than anything else.
Last week I inadvertently gave my new girlfriend a massive $hit test and she passed it with flying colors.
A couple weeks ago she got a UTI, no big deal. She had not been sexually active for 7 months before we started banging, so this is pretty common. Also she had a little bit of bleeding after some rougher sex. Again, not a big deal.
The first UTI was treated, but another came along 2 weeks later. Then I started having symptoms on a Friday.
The end of my c0ck hurt, just inside the tip. Then the pain moved to my balls. Classic chlamydia symptoms for both her and me. I was out of town for the weekend, but Monday I went to the clinic and got a bunch of STD and UTI tests. I decided to call her and tell her what was going on. Not a fun call to make, but she took it ok. She opted to go get tested even though I didn’t have my results back. She works as a nurse, so she was able to get her tests run much quicker than mine.
We waited all week for the results. On Wednesday I went over to her place, she made me dinner and we went on a long walk. Obviously I felt really bad about the whole situation since I likely was the giver of the disease (she had been tested at the beginning of the year because she suspected her ex had cheated on her).
We talked about the situation, the treatment and I think both parties came to accept that the reality of the sitation wasn’t really that bad. Chlamidia is easily treated with antibiotics and when caught early, is unlikely to cause any permanent effects.
Then her results came: Negative!!
Then mine the next day: Negative on all counts!!
I was very pleased, still not entirely sure what was going on with my junk, but its 85% healed on its own. The doctor said to keep an eye on it and see a urologist if it doesn’t clear up in a couple weeks.
All in all, my girl remained calm, kept her emotions in check and dealt with the situation very maturely. I did apologize to her, but I didn’t kiss her ass. I kept strong through the whole thing.
In the end it is all just sort of funny. I felt like I just pulled off a massive $hit test by accident and she passed it quite nicely.
Last week I inadvertently gave my new girlfriend a massive $hit test and she passed it with flying colors.
A couple weeks ago she got a UTI, no big deal. She had not been sexually active for 7 months before we started banging, so this is pretty common. Also she had a little bit of bleeding after some rougher sex. Again, not a big deal.
The first UTI was treated, but another came along 2 weeks later. Then I started having symptoms on a Friday.
The end of my c0ck hurt, just inside the tip. Then the pain moved to my balls. Classic chlamydia symptoms for both her and me. I was out of town for the weekend, but Monday I went to the clinic and got a bunch of STD and UTI tests. I decided to call her and tell her what was going on. Not a fun call to make, but she took it ok. She opted to go get tested even though I didn’t have my results back. She works as a nurse, so she was able to get her tests run much quicker than mine.
We waited all week for the results. On Wednesday I went over to her place, she made me dinner and we went on a long walk. Obviously I felt really bad about the whole situation since I likely was the giver of the disease (she had been tested at the beginning of the year because she suspected her ex had cheated on her).
We talked about the situation, the treatment and I think both parties came to accept that the reality of the sitation wasn’t really that bad. Chlamidia is easily treated with antibiotics and when caught early, is unlikely to cause any permanent effects.
Then her results came: Negative!!
Then mine the next day: Negative on all counts!!
I was very pleased, still not entirely sure what was going on with my junk, but its 85% healed on its own. The doctor said to keep an eye on it and see a urologist if it doesn’t clear up in a couple weeks.
All in all, my girl remained calm, kept her emotions in check and dealt with the situation very maturely. I did apologize to her, but I didn’t kiss her ass. I kept strong through the whole thing.
In the end it is all just sort of funny. I felt like I just pulled off a massive $hit test by accident and she passed it quite nicely.
