"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Since there's been a couple of threads about STIs and HIV lately, I thought it would be prudent to point out the risk groups, the women that you do not ever want to have unprotected sex with (specifically in regard to HIV.)

1. Hard drug users, drugs like heroin and coke. If she has done these drugs, there's a good chance she's shot them up, and there's a good chance she'd shared syringes.

2. Sluts, any woman who will have sex within 24 hours of meeting you. Maybe she had sex with that guy she met in the bar last night. And the night before that. And before that...

3. Women from Africa. Some of the countries over there have more than 15% of their population infected with HIV.

4. Women who have had sex with bisexual men. It's not like women carry signs saying "I fvck bi guys", so you can't really tell at first glance.

5. Men. The homosexual population makes up about a tiny part of the total population, but half of the HIV cases.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would like to add


6) Any woman who is an immigrant of Russia, Taiwan, Tahiland, or any other high risk country. Not saying they have it, just saying it's a fact of life where they are from.

7) Craigslist. Self explanatory. This is called RUSSIAN ROULETTE. Watch Deer Hunter, it's almost the same thing.

8) ANY WOMAN YOU DON"T KNOW COULD HAVE IT, ANY WOMAN YOU DO KNOW, COULD HAVE IT. ROLL THE DICE, JUST THINK TWICE, PUT A JIMMY ON AND BE WISE. YOU DON"T WANT TO GO THROUGH HERPESFORUS SECTION OF THE INTERNET TO FIND A DATE, YOU DON"T WANT TO BE LABELED A CARRIER FOR LIFE.
 

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In the US, if you've been to africa you're not allowed to give blood, due to HIV risks.
 

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Good topic, I was about to have sex with an Ethiopian woman who is addicted to several drugs and has had sex with bisexual men. Now I won't.

And #2 is ridiculous. Basically you're saying never F-close. I've heard of virgins giving it up within 24 hours. Within 2 hours and maybe then you have something to worry about.
 

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7) Craigslist. Self explanatory. This is called RUSSIAN ROULETTE.


lmao. I was once emailing with some chick off CL, and she sent me a hi-res picture of her pvssy...complete with giant genital wart. :eek:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Captain said:
2. Sluts, any woman who will have sex within 24 hours of meeting you. Maybe she had sex with that guy she met in the bar last night. And the night before that. And before that...
I hope you're joking about that part. If you have game and the girl is interested, there's a good chance she'll fvck you regardless of how "good" she is. Don't be so naive. I've slept with quite a few girls within 24 hours of meeting them, some I would consider promiscuous, others not so much.

I agree with (most) of the other points.
 

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I think there's a higher concentration in cities as well.

I err on the side of caution with sex partners. Back in college I got a zit down there, flipped out and went to the clinic. The nurse and I had a laugh about it, but the guys who were wearing condoms to control the seepage could not find anything to laugh about.
 

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scrouds said:
In the US, if you've been to africa you're not allowed to give blood, due to HIV risks.
Are you sure about that? That sounds unbelievable. So you're telling me that if someone goes to World Cup next year in S. Africa or to visit a national park in Kenya to see the wildlife they are banned from donating blood? I find that hard to believe.

Also, AIDS rates aren't high in every African sub-saharan country. For example, Mali has a an HIV rate only 1% higher than the U.S.A. It would be silly for out government to make a law about an entire continent when every country has to be judged on a case by case basis.
 

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scrouds said:
In the US, if you've been to africa you're not allowed to give blood, due to HIV risks.
That's not true, you're restricted from donating blood for an amount of time due to the risk of malaria, parasites, and other diseases that are 100 times more common than HIV. Besides, it's not like they don't test blood donations for HIV.
 

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AIDS is very prevalent in Africa, but HIV is far less common than people hear. It's because AIDS can come from extreme malnutrition and other chronic infections that'd otherwise clear up or never have been acquired under normal healthful conditions. HIV/AIDS is a pandemic problem, but not nearly in the proportions that believe hear about.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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