LaDanian Tomlinson
Don Juan
all my friends are flaking on me. i dont have any ride to go anywhere and i'm just going to stay home on ****in new years eve when i could be pimpin it up.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
staying home tonight dammit
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
floydtheater07
Don Juan
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Same here. It sucks, but it's just a day.
MightyMate
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Its a special day. If You are alone on xmas or today it means You are a looser and You suck. SOrry boys.
guayaballer
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juss get rilly rilly drunk and like spend it wit ya fams also
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
TubularBells28
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Let's see, I live in Las Vegas.
I am too young to go to a nightclub and party.
I am old enough to party on the strip but there are around, oh 300000 people there tonight.
No thanks, I am spending time with my family. Having a little bit to drink, just chilling! Also don't have to worry about drunk drivers, since I live in one of the worst traffic cities.
I am too young to go to a nightclub and party.
I am old enough to party on the strip but there are around, oh 300000 people there tonight.
No thanks, I am spending time with my family. Having a little bit to drink, just chilling! Also don't have to worry about drunk drivers, since I live in one of the worst traffic cities.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
Well, at least you broke the Chargers franchise record for most TDs in a season.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Ya i just did that and guess what I got SO HAMMERED my obsessed parents took me to ER! and now I feel like c***!Originally posted by guayaballer
juss get rilly rilly drunk and like spend it wit ya fams also