"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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STATUS SAY YOU HAVE TO CATCH THIS PLANE TO EUROPE TO ORGANIZE SUCH OR SUCH AN EVENT
PRETEND YOU ARE FRENCH

BE ****Y BE SARCASTIC as you can be sarcastic to your friends

NEG " are you a countrygirl ? YOU GOT SUCH A STRONG COUNTRY ACCENT


YOU R SPENDING ALL YOUR SAVINGS THIS MORNING FED UP WITH LIFE?



AS YOU may KNOW NOW I ALWAYS USE THE SAME OPENER
" 2 secs please i m looking for the station i m very much in a hurry i got to catch this plane to FRANCE


THEN I SAY " is there a cefeteria at the station ?

BETTER TO EAT ON THE TRAIN, ? WHAT DO U THINK

Last year when traveling with my american girl friend ( social proof ) i had mad cow desease after eating a pancake !! i d love to eat a pancake made with the milk from healthy cows ( humor



this dialogue gets me 4 tele phone numbers out of 15 approaches


learn it by heart play it out everyday in the comfort of your room until you into semipilot


later u ll be able to adlib to get away somehow from it while retaining the framework

alpha r
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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