"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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startup! repainting girl photos as nudes.

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it all started a few days ago, i had an idea.
i was surfing this local site that has many chicks in it, they usually put their photos, sexy, bikini photos. so i was thinking to myself, being the artist that i am, i can paint photorealistically. i decided to take a realy good looking photo of this girl and paint a nude body based on her real features instead of the dress she had. i finished the painting and decided to show her. i actually didnt know what to expect, maybe a slap to the face or something like that but virutally, so i msged the girl and told her that i painted her nude ontop one of her pictures and if she wants to see it she'll have to go online and then i'll give her a link. i also told her i would not show this to anyone so dont ask me for it :p

okay so i showed her the pic, she was stunned, she liked it and said her boobs are much better looking, we kept talking for a bit and i found out she has been dating another guy 3 times, we all know that this means nothing , so i decided to make a move and ask her out. she declined kindly. i guess she is faithful even to guys she is dating.

what i am thinking is this, girls will not slap you when it comes to art, even if you undress them and it looks very much photorealistically. she took the situation very good and continued to ask me for my own picture and chat with me. but on the other hand did i handle the situation right by asking her out so fast ? (well i already saw her naked, whats there to lose :) )

p.s i do these painting for my own practice with art.

thanks folks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i can show you some work i did but its not any of those chicks, its a photo i have reproduced.
 
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warpy said:
i can show you some work i did but its not any of those chicks, its a photo i have reproduced.

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I hope the one you did for her is a lot better then the one you just put on here....otherwise you look like a pathetic looser who sit by a computer dreaming about women he knows.....and makes sloppy naked pictures of them, while jerking off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Still takes balls to show it off to that chick. If it came across creepy depends on what kind ofguy warpy is. I give him the benefit of the doubt since she responded positively.
 

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from my experience with art, even the most religious girls are very open to nudity when it comes to it. about that art critique that painting is a reproduction of a photo, a very famous photographer took it. so if you think it sucks then let him know. i personally like it.

@holland, cool man, she responded very positively.
@jariel, this is one form of practicing art. i just happened to think the subject would appreciate it and she did.

considering the fact that they put their mini bikini pics all over, its not that big of a change.
 

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you call that art ..... ? common ,

art is creating something new from scratch , capturing an essence of a person time place or state. Art is emotions deliviered through objects.

what your doing is manipulating a picture , all you did was brush over her bikini and added different toners to her breasts to create different shades of skin. Its not art my friend is picture manipulation. if you keep considiring thta a work of art i think youl only have a future as a ****-a-celebrity porn website creator.

unless you create a women from scratch you cannot take credit and call it your work of art.

also stop manipulating regular peoples photos man , thats just creepy.
 

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nice job with the *-close attempt

If she wasn't creeped out by the picture, then either 1) she is really interested in that other guy, 2) you just didn't wait long enough to get any rapport, or 3) she just will never have a high IL of you. It's hard to say which without more info, but nj trying regardless.

and the pic looks fine to me, spider
 

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2. absolutely right, i didnt wait enough.
1. probably, cant say.
3. maybe yes maybe no. she did want my pictures, i gave her a few crappy looking ones and she asked for more pictures. if she didnt like how i looked she wouldnt have asked to see more pics, atleast imo.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Pretty girls love their pictures taken, but only if you look like you're "serious". Buy, rent or borrow a $2000+ SLR and a few lenses and wander around a busy park. They'll beg you to take their pictures.
 
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