Staring at boobs = greater life span

[Razor Sharp]

It's true!

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Next time a girl catches you ogling, let her know its all part of your health care plan and thank her for contributing to your wellness.

 

[Rogue]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

Good joke. Nice satire. Memetic hoax.

(Note how the research was 'believed' to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Really? That's a weasel word if I've ever heard one.)

 

[Razor Sharp]

Shhhh! Dont ruin it for us Rogue :nono:

 

[Rogue]

There's a speculative theory floating around evolutionary biologists the reason why women have breasts is because cleavage reminds men of the buttocks. What your study failed to point out is you'll get twice the health benefit in half the time by staring at the ass!

 

[Razor Sharp]

Now THAT's a hypothesis I can cosign right there. Always was more of an ass lover anyway.

Still dig me some titties though, they drained just enough blood from my brain to help me ignore this hilarious, and obviously fake statistic:

Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out

LOL, you want to know the best part? I got this link from my good friend who is a doctor It appears the detrimental effects of cleavage on reasoning faculties is universal, although I believe more field research may be necessary in order to corroborate that theory...