"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Starcraft CD-KEY

Jokerlsk

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Alright so I play this online game called starcraft and the cd-key was placed in a word doc. on my old dell. Now i have a macbook and the original disk, but no cd-key so i can't play online. So anyone on here, if you have a CD-KEY to this game and you don't play the game anymore can you PM me? I would really appreciate it. Thanks to whoever does.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lmao, I was just wondering because my cousin and two of my friends have it and i wanna play it with them sometimes. But yeah, maybe. It's just pissing me off
 

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My friend used to annoy me talking about WOW, so he started running a bot, and got banned for 72 hours.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Its kl now guys. I got one online. Some idiot posted his on a message board and it works fine
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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nice. but for future reference.

call up blizz

"hey my cd key doesn't work... it says someone is logged in using my cd key. blah blah... i have no idea where my cd case is anymore either."

bro did it... worked.
 

Jokerlsk

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****, this sucks. Someone is now using my key so i cant get on. Bliz is closed so i can't complain. I guess i'll email them lol. Michele, you got any extra keys?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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