"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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STAR WARS introduces first GAY HERO

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Not a fan of Star Wars so I guess I'm neutral to this.
 

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The Watchmen movie already had a gay superhero in it, and that comic is considering one of the most classic comics of all time
 

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The last Star Wars movie was released in 1983
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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No It Wasn't

piranha45 said:
The last Star Wars movie was released in 1983
As much as I want to erase that bullsh@t from my memory, the last Stars Wars movie Episode III Revenge of the Sith was release ten years ago.
 

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If I were gay or a woman or a glorious brown race, I'd feel stupid for being so obviously pandered to.

clappyclapclap yay someone looks like me!!!!!!! so glad that as a black woman they made soandso char black wow those movie studios really care!!
 

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Maximus Rex said:
As much as I want to erase that bullsh@t from my memory, the last Stars Wars movie Episode III Revenge of the Sith was release ten years ago.
The Star Wars Prequel had some good materials for a story. The problem was really the directing and the director. George Lucas basically was a bad director. If you didn't know, he didn't directed Empire Strike Back and it's the best star wars to date.
 

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I think it's funny that sexual orientation and gay agenda are coming into play in an action/sci-fi movie where both of these issues shouldn't even be brought up.

Perhaps they should put some product placement for the George Foreman grill in there too.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This article is about a book called Aftermath. The new Star Wars movie is called The Force Awakens. So it's not talking about a gay character in the movies - yet. I'm sure it's just a matter of time though. The way things are going, they might throw the film makers in jail if they don't put gays in the movie and portray them in a positive light.

Maximus Rex said:
As much as I want to erase that bullsh@t from my memory, the last Stars Wars movie Episode III Revenge of the Sith was release ten years ago.
I think his point was that Return of the Jedi was the last legitimate Star Wars movie, and that he doesn't count Episodes I through III.

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I think it's funny that sexual orientation and gay agenda are coming into play in an action/sci-fi movie where both of these issues shouldn't even be brought up
The gay agenda would likely say that by not bringing it up, they are bringing it up. They want homosexuality presented as being universally accepted, except by the ignorant.
 

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Desdinova said:
I think it's funny that sexual orientation and gay agenda are coming into play in an action/sci-fi movie where both of these issues shouldn't even be brought up.

Perhaps they should put some product placement for the George Foreman grill in there too.
Don't know about the gay agenda, but sex has always been mentioned in sci-fi.

A lot of Isaac Asimov's stories, Orson Scott Card stories, almost any famous sci-fi author in the past century, you name it. Part of sci-fi has always been the hypothetical new ways to deal with relationships in the face of future technology.

Heck the entire "Robot" series follows an alpha detective from Earth and a large subplot is how humans on other planets have abandoned their sexuality and manhood. Throughout the series he seduces an alien woman, teaches a beta alien how to be alpha, etc.

The thing is we vote with our money. How many people are going to be complaining here about a gay agenda and then going to actually watch the movie?

I always find it funny when I come to the Anything Else section and someone makes a thread like "Did you watch movie X? X was so blue pill, I can't believe society shoves this down our throats" 100% of the time if there is a feminist subplot, they show it in the trailer and you can save your money, yet people want to complain and see it anyways. See you all in a couple months after you have all seen the movie.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I thought the release of #7 was going to be about Luke's daughter.
 

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I don't have a problem with gay people honestly, not much of what they do effects me. But I won't accept gay people as the norm, because they clearly aren't and homosexuality can't be accepted as normal for the same reasons.

Does a gay hero diminish a film? No, if it plays into the reality of being a gay person...but if it is stuffed in our faces and an attempt the brainwash society into thinking it's normal then I have a problem.
 

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This^^ repped... Whoops, I mean liked lol. Perfectly stated. Ok to be gay but don't shove it down my throat. (No pun)

There is one other plus that comes from men being gay; more free women in the pool for us who are not.
 
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