"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Star Juan

Vantagepoint34

Master Don Juan
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Met this Star Juan in 2004. Every single thing in the guys life was perfect. To the job he had and the fact he makes more than 5,578 a month put him in a place that was unreachable. Save for the cologne he used. I also had the same cologne from a swiss company no pun intended. His greatest life achievement was nothing except a woman he met that same year. Hb8 nurse from Oklahoma. Finally the guy saved himself with a phony condition always being healthy. Clinical sane person until he became a senseless. There's no one to turn to insurance claim goes all to his wife leaving 109,000 to her. Show's how much he loved her. Finally goes to show you can't always trust someone by the cologne they use. He mentioned me in one conversation he left only virtual currency to trade; that's great. 2008 marked the end of a war in africa but did not handle virtual currency very well. I watch one or two things from the time and the only thing that shows is that he genuinely cared about the owner of the company he worked. He currently has no job and only remembers swiss franks. Star juan remembers things like salvador Dali, useless paintings like andy worhol. But he can't remember his own wife's name. Finally in conclusion let's save on record that an Hb8 will always leave you either with an eating disorder or something you can't handle.


Sincerely,
Vantagepoint34
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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