"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stanley Cup

HandyAndy

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Damn, it went to the Red Wings tonight. I was hoping the Penguins would take it, they came SO CLOSE to scoring a goal at the last 13th of a second but it was off....anyways, congrats to Detroit.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MacAvoy

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Yea it was pretty disappointing. But it was probably the most exciting ending to a Stanley Cup game that I've ever seen. They did deserve it though, they dominated, they truly are a puck possession team.
 

HandyAndy

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Yeah, neither of them are my team though. Go anaheim! :)
It would have been better for the Red Wings if they were at home. Because they obviously were getting boo's and it wasnt really a celebration without their home crowd.
 

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I was actually suprised as many fans stayed. I didn't really hear many boo's. I thought the way Pitsburg fans handled it was kinda classy, the way they were cheering Fleury's name once the game was over, then Crosby's a few minutes later.
 

HandyAndy

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Really? I never heard the Crosby cheer. And yeah, they were pretty respectful about it, clapping and cheering for them, its all about respect in my opinion.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Imagine how sick crosby and Malkin will be by ages 28, like Datsyk and Zetterberg. The red wings played outta their minds, but they always do. The best part is they do it all with late round draft picks, and build around solid scouting, as opposed to the lottery.
 

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That was definitely not the most exciting final, but it was a very interesting one. I despise Crosby at sometimes, but what shocked me most was how Malkin absolutely disappeared in the series. It's nice to see my man Hossa stepping it up after leaving my Sens a few years ago.
 
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