Stand Up Comedy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALPHAROMEO]

random thoughts on Sarging

ENERGY is huge HUGE
always apply the 3 SECOND RULE ! approach the first decent looking chick you see " if you comme across a nice looking chick , shoot her " ( not literally )

prescript your openers always use the same 2 openers and the same CONTINGENCIES ( the same ruotine

use the same 2 negs

use an indirect opener ( where s this street ? make it difficult for her to locate the street on the map then she ll feel VALUED and she ll b more enclined to give you her digits )


sarging is like stand up comedy your know your lines you ve finetuned tthem you know what works you re never at a loss for words but you can still FREEFLOW between your lines !!!!!


warm ups
ask fatties where such or such street is get warmed up


approach 5 sexy women on a typical morning

trade digits TRADE is the key action here ( style " the rules of the game ' chapter 20 )


WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY 2 OPENERS ARE?


REJECTION
no risk of rejection as your openers are indirect
ask yourself " what is the worst thing i could hear

"leave me alone

**** off

i have no time

who are you

i m sure you can take the above i m sure you can !!!

 

[Romjuan]

so what were your two openers and two negs?

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

opener 1 THE FIRSTNAMELESS STREET OPENER
i ask the chick for an inaccurate name basicallY i omit to mention the first name of the guy
example " WHERE IS DAVIES STREET PLEASE ? SHE LL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO LOCATE AS THE REAL NEAME OF THE STREET IS " john davies " so she won t find it ( i make her work if you want I MAKE FEEL valued )

then a couple of minutes later i ll say
" oh i remember now it is not DAVIES STREET it s JOHN davis STREET

MY FIRST NEG
YOU HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT I CAN T QUITE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE YOU IN TOWN TO SELL BUTTER ?

i always use that neg and another one later on

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

opener 1 THE FIRSTNAMELESS STREET OPENER
i ask the chick for an inaccurate name basicallY i omit to mention the first name of the guy
example " WHERE IS DAVIES STREET PLEASE ? SHE LL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO LOCATE AS THE REAL NEAME OF THE STREET IS " john davies " so she won t find it ( i make her work if you want I MAKE FEEL valued )

then a couple of minutes later i ll say
" oh i remember now it is not DAVIES STREET it s JOHN davis STREET

MY FIRST NEG
YOU HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT I CAN T QUITE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE YOU IN TOWN TO SELL BUTTER ?

i always use that neg and another one later on

 

[SandHawk]

Srsly, what is up with you and your horrible style of typing? Are you looking for attention? Because there is no need to add in so many exclamation marks and then continue to write a post in the most incomprehensible way.

 

[Mistic]

I actually do stand up comedy, so I can tell you from experience that you can do the same routine, the same way, for two separate audiences, and one will laugh while the other will not.

All good stand up comics know that scripted routines do not always work. Sometimes you need to drop the script, and just talk to the audience. This is how you connect. Audiences, like women will not like you or laugh with you if there is no sense of connection.

An opener relative to the moment is always better than a script. A neg inspired by something in the now is always more effective.

I encourage everyone to drop the scripts, and be spontaneous, but this take real talent to pull off.

 

[iliketennis]

i love that line about the butter