"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Stalker (probably) caught me masturbating (rant)

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OK, I don't know where to begin but I've basically never been caught before in my life (not even by parents.)

I live in this apartment with blinds that don't close completely 100% but sometimes leave very tiny slits. (I still don't know if they were actually able to see me through the slits.) Btw, I never bothered to get new blinds or buy a curtain over it.

So I put in some porn and started to indulge in it.. several minutes into it, I hear a voice from the window calling my name. I recognized it - it was a girl that I had suspected had a crush on me for a long time although I never really bothered to make a move on her in favor of other better looking girls. There was no giggling accompanying the voice and it sounded neutral but slightly upbeat. I panicked, then got dressed and went outside 5 minutes later.. no sign of anyone.

This all happened past midnight.. I really don't look forward to running into her the next time.

It's possible that this could have been going on for quite some time (her stalking me through the blinds) without my knowledge..

*ends rant*

Sorry guys, I just had to vent this late at night.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Are you ashamed you got caught running a batch? Don't be. If she's stalking you she's the one who's fvcking weird and needs to be looked at as a suspect.

You did it, live with it. Move on.
 

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Next time I see her I would say

You:Hey Sally was that you calling out my name last night?
Her: haha yes
You: I hate you, I was batting over the best porn and you made me lose my boner.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Are you ashamed you got caught running a batch? Don't be. If she's stalking you she's the one who's fvcking weird and needs to be looked at as a suspect.

You did it, live with it. Move on.
Hehe.. it's kinda funny now that I look back on it. Plus, I probably won't give a sh!t if it were some random stranger.. just gonna be quite awkward next time I see her..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's ugly right? That means she masturbates more often that a pretty chick.

Do that mystery thing on her. Tell her, did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
No
The othere 7% sing
Oh yea?
And do you know what they sing?
No, what?
Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.


Then fvck her if she's easy.
 

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I know you're probably feeling a little un easy.... but this is funny as hell!!

I think of masturbation as another part of life. You should also. The fact that she saw you makes her a pervert.
 

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Thats was hilarious, but I think most women know that guys tend to do that, also it sounds like she was embarrassed so I guess use that.
 

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i use to be embarrassed,

my girl was on her rag once and i straight up told her that i had to go home and take care of business...joked about it, she didnt make a big deal abuot it either, embrace it
 

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blackomen said:
OK, I don't know where to begin but I've basically never been caught before in my life (not even by parents.)

I live in this apartment with blinds that don't close completely 100% but sometimes leave very tiny slits. (I still don't know if they were actually able to see me through the slits.) Btw, I never bothered to get new blinds or buy a curtain over it.

So I put in some porn and started to indulge in it.. several minutes into it, I hear a voice from the window calling my name. I recognized it - it was a girl that I had suspected had a crush on me for a long time although I never really bothered to make a move on her in favor of other better looking girls. There was no giggling accompanying the voice and it sounded neutral but slightly upbeat. I panicked, then got dressed and went outside 5 minutes later.. no sign of anyone.

This all happened past midnight.. I really don't look forward to running into her the next time.

It's possible that this could have been going on for quite some time (her stalking me through the blinds) without my knowledge..

*ends rant*

Sorry guys, I just had to vent this late at night.
Let me get this straight....so you're inside masturbating, you've got a girl outside that is so obsessed with you shes basically stalking you outside your window...you know its her...and you didn't tell her to come in and help you out??? Man!! what an idiot!! Your jacking off thinking about pvssy...its like G0d dropping pvssy from the sky for you and you're not going to take it?!? Man...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just Reading The Title Got Me Laughing Hahahaha
 

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That sounds embarrassing.... maybe she got so turned on she had to run home and indulge a bit herself. haha

Good luck next time you see her.
 

joekerr31

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as long as you werent trying to suck your own d*ck you've got nothing to be embarassed about.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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STR8UP

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Women might not touch themselves as much as men do, but they do it too. That would be pretty embarrassing though!
 

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STR8UP said:
Women might not touch themselves as much as men do, but they do it too. That would be pretty embarrassing though!
Girls touch themselves MORE. I know girls who use vibrators while at work.
Mr. Wolf said:
She's ugly right? That means she masturbates more often that a pretty chick.
Not really, pretty chicks masturbate just as much.
 

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if she does that again and you cant find her i would call the cops.
 

spesmilitis

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well, its not like she can tell anyone

stalker: so I was looking through blackomen's windows, and he was totally masterbaiting,
friend: wait, why were you looking through his windows?
stalker: uhhh
 

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Potbelly said:
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What he said.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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