SS Patterns in joke form

[guittarjedi]

To all of the experts on SS patterns out there I pose this question. Would it be possible to construct an SS pattern in the form of a joke? Has this ever been done? Can you give us some?

You see I've tried SS patterns in the past and was never able to work them into a conversation without being obvious about it so I gave up on SS. But I've been thinking if there were jokes written in SS form then it would be easy to launch into them without sounding like a rehearsed routine.

I've never seen this idea done anywhere. I may be onto something revolutionary here.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

speed seduction yes i think this was developed by ross jeferys, i read an e book he wrote on it and it sounds like total crap. patterns mean going up to the situation with a memorised script, and if you do this it rearly ever turns out well, and what if suddenly the girl says somthing diffrent and your stuck, what do you say!

I have read about how he says we can brainwash girls with hidden messages in what we say, but if any one was to say what he recomended saying, the girl would not be fooled in to liking you because you told her to, she would think you are a freak.

do not use speed seduction patterns. they totaly suck. i bet all the letters of praise for it he gets are all made up, and his ideas so wacky that they become belivable to a very desprate AFC.

 

[Jariel]

I agree with Check mate kid 100%.

A girl actually tried using a speed seduction style technique on me last week. It would have had an effect ONLY if I found her attractive in the first place, but I did not. It was obvious what she was doing and it made me feel awkward.

It's true, she did put sexual images in my mind, but I was not attracted to her so it really turned me off, to the point where I didn't even want to talk to her. I also aim to avoid her in future because I don't feel comfortable around her.

 

[B9]

googled 'nlp joke pattern' and came up with nothing, so doubt there's something readily available.