"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Many of you guys might not know that females, like males, ejaculate when they have powerful orgasms. If you have made a girl squirt please let us know how it's done. We are all a family here and we need to share our tips. Please write detailed intructions on how you finger your lucky lady. Let's keep the tips cummin' fellas. (no pun intended)
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ah, I really wish I could reply but this post belongs somewhere else. Mods please :D
 

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If you knew anything you would know that getting a girl to squirt and/or orgasm has little to do with the guy himself, and much more to do with the girl. Some girls can squirt, others can't. Some special technique you have isn't going to change that.
 

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
If you knew anything you would know that getting a girl to squirt and/or orgasm has little to do with the guy himself, and much more to do with the girl. Some girls can squirt, others can't. Some special technique you have isn't going to change that.
It's sad that you think that. Any girl can squirt if you know the right technique.
 

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I've heard that most girls dont squirt because they automatically hold it when they are about to squirt and it's not upto you to make a girl squirt. Plus why would you want a girl to squirt... all it's going to do is make a mess.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by nightryder
Many of you guys might not know that females, like males, ejaculate when they have powerful orgasms. If you have made a girl squirt please let us know how it's done. We are all a family here and we need to share our tips. Please write detailed intructions on how you finger your lucky lady. Let's keep the tips cummin' fellas. (no pun intended)
WTF?
 

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lmao this a funny thread, how about you just get the girl off a couple times..and do it well..no squirts needed...that just doesnt float my boat, its sort of like having ur member launch a stream at her...kind of weird isnt it?
 

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Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
lmao this a funny thread, how about you just get the girl off a couple times..and do it well..no squirts needed...that just doesnt float my boat, its sort of like having ur member launch a stream at her...kind of weird isnt it?
But how many guys can make her squirt? Let me ask you something. How would you feel towards someone if they made you go to a place you've never been before and no-one knows how to bring you to that feeling. You'd obviously try to stick to this person for as long as possible. Put this thought into making a girl squirt and how she would feel about you.
 

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Originally posted by nightryder
It's sad that you think that. Any girl can squirt if you know the right technique.
Sad that I think the truth? The fact is, at young ages (basically until around mid-20s) most girls aren't able to have full orgasms, let alone squirt. That's not to say that they don't enjoy sex, being fingered, or being eaten out, and it's also not to say that some girls can orgasm at young ages. So, based on that fact, a certain technique of fingering a girl probably isn't going to do much more over any other tecnique. If a girl is already capable of having an orgasm and already has had one, then yeah a certain tecnique may make it easier for her to have one, but other than that what the guy does has little to do with whether or not a girl can orgasm or squirt.

And before you say it none of what I just said has anything to do with my own personal experience, so don't autmoatically assume it's just me that's never been able to get a girl to orgasm.
 

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lets put it this way IF YOU make a girl squirt, YOU'LL HAVE A FRIEND FOR LIFE , TRUST ME (and by the way every single girl can squirt, it just depends on ur skill)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Sad that I think the truth? The fact is, at young ages (basically until around mid-20s) most girls aren't able to have full orgasms, let alone squirt. That's not to say that they don't enjoy sex, being fingered, or being eaten out, and it's also not to say that some girls can orgasm at young ages. So, based on that fact, a certain technique of fingering a girl probably isn't going to do much more over any other tecnique. If a girl is already capable of having an orgasm and already has had one, then yeah a certain tecnique may make it easier for her to have one, but other than that what the guy does has little to do with whether or not a girl can orgasm or squirt.

And before you say it none of what I just said has anything to do with my own personal experience, so don't autmoatically assume it's just me that's never been able to get a girl to orgasm.
You can't just say that. You are so ignorant. Any girl can squirt. Try reading the book "G as in Venus" or "The Third Orgasm" then come back to us and give us a book report on it, so you can get rid of your ignorance. Your just mad cause you can't get your girlfriend to squirt.
 

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Originally posted by nightryder
You can't just say that. You are so ignorant. Any girl can squirt. Try reading the book "G as in Venus" or "The Third Orgasm" then come back to us and give us a book report on it, so you can get rid of your ignorance. Your just mad cause you can't get your girlfriend to squirt.

Hmm. Thats actually not a bad idea. I might read those just for the hell of it.
 

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Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
Hmm. Thats actually not a bad idea. I might read those just for the hell of it.
Make sure you come back and give us a summary so you can set "chump who can't make his gf squirt" straight
 

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family guy man is right.

Anyone here ever listened to loveline? It's one of the most called in questions...."Why can't my boyfriend make me orgasm?", to which they always say "Especially at younger ages, many girls aren't capable of orgasm". Also, who's to say that a female orgasm requires them to squirt? I've been with girls who orgasmed and there was no "Squirting"
 
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Sex experts say that female ejaculation is a myth. But clearly the creator of this thread must know better. I mean, I'm sure he can bring his girl to rocking orgasms that make her scream and wet the sheets, right? That's why he's on here asking us how to do it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
Sex experts say that female ejaculation is a myth. But clearly the creator of this thread must know better. I mean, I'm sure he can bring his girl to rocking orgasms that make her scream and wet the sheets, right? That's why he's on here asking us how to do it.
Maybe if you didn't contradict yourself it might make sense...maybe
 

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He pointed out that you contradicted yourself, actually.
 

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ok I find myself to be very knowledgeable in this area

1. All girls can squirt, but some squirt so little its unnoticable, especially if they are already wet. Its a buildup and release of vaginal fluid in the glands in the vaginal walls.

2. They only squirt during a G-Spot orgasm, most of you know or should know that there is 2 types of oragasms, ****oral and g-spot orgasms, g-spot orgasms are much more of an entire body feeling for the woman rather than a pinpoint pleasure.

3. The G-spot is in the frontal wall of the vagina, about 1-2 inches deep, and is charactized by a kind of ridgy, and slightly tough small folds of skin.

4. The fact of woman orgasming. The are some woman who can't orgasm, but most of this comes from the fact that they just cant at all and may never orgasm. Being young, as in 17-25, most of these woman can orgasm, its just they might be virgins, or never masturbated before meaning it is hard for them to orgasm becuase they dont know what to expect, just as if a boy masturbates for the first time it will take him more time to orgasm. They dont gain the ability to physically orgasm, they just gain the knowlegde in order to provoke an orgasm, meaning that if your skilled enough and know what your doing, you can make virtually any girl orgasm.
 

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Originally posted by coolguy676767
ok I find myself to be very knowledgeable in this area

1. All girls can squirt, but some squirt so little its unnoticable, especially if they are already wet. Its a buildup and release of vaginal fluid in the glands in the vaginal walls.

2. They only squirt during a G-Spot orgasm, most of you know or should know that there is 2 types of oragasms, ****oral and g-spot orgasms, g-spot orgasms are much more of an entire body feeling for the woman rather than a pinpoint pleasure.

3. The G-spot is in the frontal wall of the vagina, about 1-2 inches deep, and is charactized by a kind of ridgy, and slightly tough small folds of skin.

4. The fact of woman orgasming. The are some woman who can't orgasm, but most of this comes from the fact that they just cant at all and may never orgasm. Being young, as in 17-25, most of these woman can orgasm, its just they might be virgins, or never masturbated before meaning it is hard for them to orgasm becuase they dont know what to expect, just as if a boy masturbates for the first time it will take him more time to orgasm. They dont gain the ability to physically orgasm, they just gain the knowlegde in order to provoke an orgasm, meaning that if your skilled enough and know what your doing, you can make virtually any girl orgasm.

bah! this is incorrect.
i have had millions of g spot orgasams and have never squirted like the chicks on dirty movies.
not all chicks can do that.


and all you have to do to be in a dirty movie is squirt. you dont even have to be pretty.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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