"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Squats = big butt... CRAP!

JJNYC

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Okay, this may be weird coming from a guy, but.... I've developed a big butt! Help! :D

Haha.... for years I was one of those guys that only worked out my upper body. I've been training legs for about 8 months now, and have made very noticeable gains... but I seem to be genetically programmed to have overly developed glutes. :mad:

What to do?

I was thinking about eliminating the Smith machine squats altogether and substituting hack squats instead.

Should I modify leg press as well?

Maybe reduce my range of motion?

I definitely DO NOT want to sacrifice my quad development.

Granted, I could use to do more cardio to burn off the remaining winter flab... but I don't think the excess backside mass is due to fat, since my diet has been pretty healthy all along, and my waist if anything has gotten smaller. :)

Suggestions?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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regulus

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Originally posted by JJNYC
Okay, this may be weird coming from a guy, but.... I've developed a big butt! Help! :D

Haha.... for years I was one of those guys that only worked out my upper body. I've been training legs for about 8 months now, and have made very noticeable gains... but I seem to be genetically programmed to have overly developed glutes. :mad:

What to do?

I was thinking about eliminating the Smith machine squats altogether and substituting hack squats instead.

Should I modify leg press as well?

Maybe reduce my range of motion?

I definitely DO NOT want to sacrifice my quad development.

Granted, I could use to do more cardio to burn off the remaining winter flab... but I don't think the excess backside mass is due to fat, since my diet has been pretty healthy all along, and my waist if anything has gotten smaller. :)

Suggestions?
chcisk love that. you use your gultes to thrust your hips forward. it also gives them something to hold onto.
 

NEWBIE101

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Originally posted by JJNYC
Okay, this may be weird coming from a guy, but.... I've developed a big butt! Help! :D

Haha.... for years I was one of those guys that only worked out my upper body. I've been training legs for about 8 months now, and have made very noticeable gains... but I seem to be genetically programmed to have overly developed glutes. :mad:

What to do?

I was thinking about eliminating the Smith machine squats altogether and substituting hack squats instead.

Should I modify leg press as well?

Maybe reduce my range of motion?

I definitely DO NOT want to sacrifice my quad development.

Granted, I could use to do more cardio to burn off the remaining winter flab... but I don't think the excess backside mass is due to fat, since my diet has been pretty healthy all along, and my waist if anything has gotten smaller. :)

Suggestions?
Keep doing squats. Don't use the Smith Machine. Do real barbel squats.

Anyways chicks love a muscular ass. Not a fat ass. Believe me, I've been told on numerous occasions by many fine ladies.
 

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I WISH I had a big muscular ass.

Beats having a scronny barely-existing ass that hurts whenever you sit down because the bone is so close to the skin.
 

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This is why im quite paranoid of doing Squats and other things that work my arse. I won't start doing such a thing until i have removed ALL excess fat. I'm paranoid of having a large ass, as i have seen soo often on people in the gym!

The same goes when working your lower Obliques with weights. It can give you a largert waist, which is exactly what you DON'T want!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

wheelin&dealin

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Originally posted by Sentrility
This is why im quite paranoid of doing Squats and other things that work my arse. I won't start doing such a thing until i have removed ALL excess fat. I'm paranoid of having a large ass, as i have seen soo often on people in the gym!

The same goes when working your lower Obliques with weights. It can give you a largert waist, which is exactly what you DON'T want!
So, just sit on the couch and everything will be fine.
 

NEWBIE101

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Originally posted by Sentrility
This is why im quite paranoid of doing Squats and other things that work my arse. I won't start doing such a thing until i have removed ALL excess fat. I'm paranoid of having a large ass, as i have seen soo often on people in the gym!

The same goes when working your lower Obliques with weights. It can give you a largert waist, which is exactly what you DON'T want!
I agree with the obliques.

But, don't worry. Noone can really notice your ass too much. Chicks dig a muscular ass anyways.
 
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